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skybytch

This is not fair

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It's a perfect day for skydiving. Not a cloud in the sky, the air is warm, the winds are light, the Skyvan did a couple loads and now they're warming up the Otter. I've got money on account, a freshly repacked reserve and three different mains I can play with.

And I'm stuck in the store all day today, watching skydiving videos in between watching the loads land. And I'll be stuck here all day tomorrow too. I'd say screw it and close up and get on a load or three... but I have nasal issues and I hate cleaning snot off my goggles under canopy.

This is so not fair. :(

But then I remember that I'll be flyin' in the tunnel with Mary on Monday night and Tuesday morning and I don't feel so bad anymore. :ph34r::ph34r:

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But then I remember that I'll be flyin' in the tunnel with Mary on Monday night and Tuesday morning and I don't feel so bad anymore.



Once again I'm doing the happy, happy, joy, joy dance. I'm going to be seeing Lisa fly in the tunnel for the first time.

Lisa, I am so excited about getting down there. We will have a great time at Bill's. Almost got him talked into getting the jet skis and boat out. I think just one more push coming from us batting our eyelashes at him, and the boat and jet skis are ours:)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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We do have to remember not to "drink" too much at the BBQ, as we don't want to be too drunk flying in the tunnel Monday night.



Oh great. Not only will I be embarassing myself in the tunnel for the beer time now I have to do it drunk? Talk about stupid human tricks. Please let the cameras all be broken. :ph34r:

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want some cheese?



Yeah I do. Preferably a nice medium cheddar and a good provolone, both sliced paper thin and served on Carr's Table Water crackers by a half naked cabana boy.



That whine was more worthy of Cheese Whiz on a Ritz served up by a Turtle.. now quit your whining, go to Texas and get your snack.. ;)
chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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What're you gonna do for #1,000 ??



I want to do a 10 way speed star no hold no show exit out of a DC3, then once we build the star do a horny gorilla, then switch (in freefall!) to wingsuits and flock, then deploy and put together a big stack, break that into some side by sides, then do formation downplanes over the landing area, then lay down a fat swoop along the beer line. :ph34r:

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I didn't read the whole thread, but if memory serves me correctly, aren't you a "partner" in this store, with employees? You don't have an assistant to trust? Go jump!!! ;)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Ya know, we could have a lot more fun if you and Dave jumped on a plane and headed down there.

tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel

You know you want to;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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but I have nasal issues and I hate cleaning snot off my goggles under canopy.



now thats a quote worthy of a sig line...may I?

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Well i'm still grounded and my cat is in heat and trying to hump my cast.



and yet another....may I????


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I want to do a 10 way speed star no hold no show exit out of a DC3, then once we build the star do a horny gorilla, then switch (in freefall!) to wingsuits and flock, then deploy and put together a big stack, break that into some side by sides, then do formation downplanes over the landing area, then lay down a fat swoop along the beer line. :ph34r:



Count me in! You have to load your canopy at least 2 to 1, though, so we can do CReW after opening...and so the downplane flies OK... :D

Mike

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if it makes ya feel better lisa, i'll come work for you, just talk to the military and tel then you need me for about 6 months.... i'll help ya out...... thenyou can jump more....

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