Obsession Humor

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Happy Monday!


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he
observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. this
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving".

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One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
hook up his boat to the truck and head down the road . Coming out of his
garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow
mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he
returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the
weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he
puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily
replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"

my power is beyond your understanding.