Bob and the Blind Jumper

[jumperconway 0]

Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a
jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to
jump wearing dark glasses, carrying a white cane and
holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash.

Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob
struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration
for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How
do you know when the ground is getting close?"

"Easy," replied the blind man. "The leash goes slack."

[dixieskydiver 0]

Oldie but goodie:

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?


A golfer goes Wack!, "shit!"...
A skydiver goes "Shit!" Wack!

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

[DrunkMonkey 0]

Q: How can you tell a bad 4-way team from a good one, based on sound alone?

A:
Bad 4-Way team: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!"
Good 4-Way team: "Whack!"

[Taylor610 0]

Why don't women jump naked?

They will whistle the whole way down!

(Of course there are one or two that sound like a fog horn.)

[happythoughts 0]

Quote

Bad 4-Way team: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!"

What? No video?

"Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!... Whack!"