cvfd1399 0 #1 April 9, 2004 A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job". The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingchad 0 #2 April 9, 2004 funny!!! Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #3 April 12, 2004 did not expect the ending to be like that. It was greatGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
