Dating... (Funny)

[kansasskydiver 0]

Through the eyes of men (I didn't write it so please don't hurt me)
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WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss that bitch goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get unbelievable head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head from that bitch again.

POLISH WOMEN:
First Date: You pick the bitch up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: The bitch is pregnant. She's not sure if its HERS!

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You buy that bitch an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You buy that bitch a REAL expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a REAL expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

LATIN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: You move in with her, her sister, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx

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[freeflir29 0]

That's about it.........