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[TheAnvil 0]

'Blonde Angel' Robs Frisky Hospital Patient

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man laid up in hospital with multiple fractures telephoned out for a prostitute to help him end weeks of sexual frustration.

But it ended up costing more than he bargained for, police said on Wednesday; unable to walk, he gave the woman his bank card to collect her fee and she helped herself to his cash.

"I'm told it's a common problem in hospitals. People get frisky," said Wolfgang Jungnitsch, a police inspector from Nordhessen district in central Germany.

The 47-year-old car crash victim had asked the woman, described in her newspaper ad as "Blonde Angel, aged 18," to take 150 euros ($185) from his bank account.

Only later did he discover she had taken 2,000 euros -- all the more expensive since he had taken cold feet for fear of getting caught and had sent the woman away without having sex.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[Unstable 9]

Hmmmm, if you can't trust a prostitute, WHO CAN YOU TRUST????? Sheesh, what is the world coming to?

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[Casie 0]

ROTFLMAO!

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[pop 0]

Bitches come and get some!!!!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[TypicalFish 0]

Social Darwinism...

"I think I'll give my ATM card to the hooker"...

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[DJL 235]

Sounds like a fair fine for being stupid.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[freeflir29 0]

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all the more expensive since he had taken cold feet for fear of getting caught and had sent the woman away without having sex.

That's the REALLY bad part.