TitaniumLegs 8 #1 April 15, 2004 A friend sent me this... Cat for sale (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 April 15, 2004 A burlap bag with a rock in it costs less than $5. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 April 15, 2004 Is he giving the $5 or asking the $5?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 April 15, 2004 QuoteA burlap bag with a rock in it costs less than $5. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #5 April 15, 2004 The most accurate description of a cat I've ever seen.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 April 15, 2004 You forgot about the putrid stench cats leave in an apartment...I went thru twelve apartment options, and 11 were out because a cat had lived in them at one point in time... Stinky.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #7 April 15, 2004 Not to mention those oh-so-wonderful, life threatening allergy attacks. ER visits at 0300 are just what I live for.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #8 April 15, 2004 dude, i'm dealin wif that right now, and everytime I go home i hate the smell.... ghuuuu... and nothing works. NOTHING.....i...hate...cats.... --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #9 April 15, 2004 Funny part is that I had cats until I was 8 (19 yrs ago), but then my sister was found to have Asthma, and Cats were a huge trigger. Flash fwd a few years, and ever since then I am terribly allergic. Had an allergy test...they had to shoot me up with epinepherine to save my trachea from swelling up... I've broken up with girls because they had cats. No matter how much you vaccuum, there's still gonna be allergens and fucking cat fur everywhere... I'm just as bad with dogs, but add a personal distaste for them, versus cats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #10 April 15, 2004 Well I was going to send you that nice cat hair sweater (only fur shed from free range cats was used)..now what do I do with it?Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #11 April 15, 2004 Oh.. great.. that's what I have to look forward to.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #12 April 15, 2004 QuoteYou forgot about the putrid stench cats leave in an apartment...I went thru twelve apartment options, and 11 were out because a cat had lived in them at one point in time... Stinky.... Because they step in, and play with their waste in the "litter" box... yuck...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #13 April 15, 2004 QuoteWell I was going to send you that nice cat hair sweater (only fur shed from free range cats was used)..now what do I do with it? Firestarter at the next DZ.com boogie bonfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #14 April 15, 2004 QuoteBecause they step in, and play with their waste in the "litter" box... yuck... My cat has never had a litter box, has no front claws, and even after going 2 years without a bath, he didn't stink. Yeah he sheds, but big deal, he's an awesome cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
