Paybacks

[bshl 0]

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things.

While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit dining room table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went. Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home, including the curtain rods.

Paybacks are a bitch.

Blue skies and happy landings!

[Casie 0]

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[Unstable 9]

Do rotten shrimp Shells smell that bad?? Huh, the things you learn..

=========Shaun ==========

[Casie 0]

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Do rotten shrimp Shells smell that bad?? Huh, the things you learn..

It's dead fish, anything dead is gonna smell

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[steve1 5]

Reminds me of the time I loaned a friend a duck hunting coat. We went duck hunting and my friend shot one duck which he stuck in the handy dandy pocket in the back of his coat. At the end of the day we hung both coats in the closet and forgot all about his duck. A few weeks later the house started to really stink. Finally I narrowed the smell down to the closet and disposed of the rotting carcass.....Steve1

[akarunway 1]

What's up w/ women and shrimp? My last wife and I rented a hotel on vacation and the room/ maid service was really shitty. So when we left she took all the shrimp debri and stuffed it up under the bed. LOL

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[freeflir29 0]

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What's up w/ women and shrimp?

Maybe they are fond of the fishy smell.........

[Aviatrr 0]

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It's dead fish, anything dead is gonna smell

That's it, exactly....I once put a dead trout under the back seat in a friends car....unfortunately(for him), it was about 3 hours before he parked his car at the airport and took a 2 week trip...and left his car sitting in the sun....in Florida....in August...

Yea, paybacks are a bitch....between that and putting a stink bomb in his full face scuba mask(that he doesn't use until decompression time, about halfway through a 3 hour dive) that would start smelling as soon as he pulled the strap tight after donning the mask.....I paid him back for what he did to piss me off..

Mike