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Me....frisky? WHATEVER! I might add, nothing perverted came from this mouth:P



This from the girl that calls herself....."~Porn Kitty"
PMS#82 B|B|



:D:DBe nice Robert! I didn't start calling myself porn kitty....Amazon is behind this madness, I tell ya.

BTW....you forgot to pm details about Monday...it's now Wednesday:P



Oh, and the name is Buck..er...."Bucknaked"...;)B|


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You should have heard what I told my ex-wife after she found a bra on the bedroom floor that wasn't her size. Oh......this was after she had already slept a night in "our" bed. Funny she didn't notice the fruit smell of the "Emotion Lotion." B|



PS.....Just so the ladies don't want to hang me. The Ex-wife was out of town with her boyfriend while I was having a party. Yep....I'm a son of a bitch. ;)

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"Emotion Lotion." B|



Was it cinnamon????;)



he said fruit smell! I didnt know cinnamon was a "fruit"!:D:DLOL

yea I like my new sig line too! thanks!:o:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Was it cinnamon???





Nahhh.....some kinda fruit flavor. Don't remember which. I do remember waking up with a swollen tongue. I guess it was a combination of fruit acid and an INSANE amount of licking. Those were the days......sex from 3 AM until 6 or 7 when the alarm went off and she had to go to work. :D She was the perfect woman. An aerobics instructor by day and managed a liquor store by night. *Sigh* :D

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***An aerobics instructor by day and managed a liquor store by night. *Sigh* :D



Also, what.....like 4ft tall.....head kinda flat?...Like that? B|




For some reason I laughed my ass off at that...:D:D:D:ph34r:...


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***An aerobics instructor by day and managed a liquor store by night. *Sigh* :D



Also, what.....like 4ft tall.....head kinda flat?...Like that? B|




For some reason I laughed my ass off at that...:D:D:D:ph34r:...


~R+R:)



Your laughin your ass off CAUSE it was FUNNY, in a cruel, perverted kinda way! B|

I'm at work and having a good time...KEEP ME COMPANY!.....B|


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Me....frisky? WHATEVER! I might add, nothing perverted came from this mouth:P



Well, not in PUBLIC anyways....:$

Mike



What? You didn't like the dirty talk?:P:D

YH.....what's up with the smack-it reference in your sig line.....personal preference?:)
~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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