freeflir29 0 #26 February 5, 2004 QuoteWe all knew that you know how to screw things up.. this is not news! Yep...recipe for disaster. 1 part Clay....1 part Chick....add water and stir.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #27 February 5, 2004 Well Clay.. its not just you. Heres an scene from the play of my life.. CK to date: Hey, I think youre cool. We should hang out some more. Date: I'm not ready for a committment! CK: Who said anything about a committment? Lets jut hang out and have fun. Date: Stop it youre smothering me! I just want to call you once a week at the most and make noises about getting together 2 weeks from now, but I'm most likely going to cancel that date so why dont you just sit at home and wait for me to call? CK: NEXT!! Now wasnt that FUN??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jarcie 0 #28 February 5, 2004 QuoteYep...recipe for disaster. 1 part Clay....1 part Chick....add water and stir.... If it will help the situation, I'll send your leather cat suit back. I'm finished with it for now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 February 5, 2004 Wow...thats SO exactly like my last girlfriend. The conversation is almost verbatim!!! This one is much cooler...if nothing else I think she will understand. I really like being around her....even if we are just friends. It's all good...for some reason that doesn't bother me. As long as I can keep making her smile. I'm enjoying life without her....time with her only makes it better! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #30 February 5, 2004 QuoteIf it will help the situation, I'll send your leather cat suit back. I'm finished with it for now.. Did you have the SMEGMA cleaned off it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #31 February 5, 2004 Look at you.. all twitterpated... hehe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #32 February 5, 2004 Quoteall twitterpated... hehe! Good description!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jarcie 0 #33 February 5, 2004 QuoteDid you have the SMEGMA cleaned off it? Hmmm... I'm starting to see how you could put your foot in your mouth and blow it with this wonderful woman. Need some pointers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #34 February 5, 2004 QuoteI'm starting to see how you could put your foot in your mouth and blow it with this wonderful woman. Nahh....she is special...she appreciates that kind of thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cudlo 0 #35 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm starting to see how you could put your foot in your mouth and blow it with this wonderful woman. Nahh....she is special...she appreciates that kind of thing... I'd imagine it would take a very special woman to appreciate seeing a man blow his own foot _________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #36 February 5, 2004 <> "My son..............yes you are a dumbass" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #37 February 5, 2004 It's all good...no worries. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #38 February 5, 2004 Awww....it can't be all that bad, Clay! Buck up, lil' camper! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #39 February 5, 2004 Damn I can't wait till spring so I can make an idiot of myself on the DZ instead of online! SGC look the FUCK out!!!!! One drunk monkey free fly camera dumbass comin your way. No no...you can't say no... Quote It's all good...no worries. Nahh.........no worries.....just me bein me.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #40 February 5, 2004 It's way past time that you take a spin through Africa. You will fit right in. That and all the farm animals you could possibly stand..........If you don't mind Skreamers sloppy seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #41 February 5, 2004 Quote It's way past time that you take a spin through Africa. No doubt....I think that will be on my "Winter 2004-2005 Tour." I want to visit the home of Sangiro, Rob, Andre, and the BEAUTIFUL Lisa whom I still have video of her tandem but don't know how to send it to her! Citrusdal better be ready for me!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #42 February 5, 2004 QuoteCitrusdal better be ready for me!!!!! The question is...are you ready for CitrusdalWhich Lisa would that be? Short brunette with a number of tats? Tall blond pilot Lisa? We got lotsa Lisa's here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #43 February 5, 2004 Short petite girl with blonde hair. Not sure where she jumps actually. She spent time at SD Atlanta and Chambersburg, PA. Very sweet but I don't know that she thinks much of me. I made a bad impression. See...my good friend had JUST returned from his first tour in Afghanistan the first night she showed up. He had brought a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve. The next day she could be heard asking "Who was that FREAK last night?" Lyle actually had to think for a few seconds before he came back with "Oh...you must be talking about Clay." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #44 February 5, 2004 No worries. We will find you another Lisa. Failing that take a tour through Namibia and hook up with Crazymel of the burnt boobies fame. She will sort you out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #45 February 5, 2004 and so continues my legend at SD Atlanta..... I miss all the people there terribly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meatmissile 0 #46 February 5, 2004 You are likely thinking about that girlfriend of yours that indulged your every carnal desire, that you somehow did not manage to hang on to. We all get those moments . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #47 February 5, 2004 Dumbass probably took the back door without knocking first Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meatmissile 0 #48 February 5, 2004 QuoteDumbass probably took the back door without knocking first That sounds like a logical explanation. You should send him the name of that stuff you guys use for welding that seems to get used much faster than the actual amount of welding warrants . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #49 February 5, 2004 Meat....Too True...let me help the brutha out. Clay..forget Astroglide and KY. In this corner of the world our ex-cons working nightshift show a tendancy toward silicone spatter release spray. Evidently it works like a bomb. If you can't find any in the States I will gladly send you a can. Ozone friendly as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diverdriver 6 #50 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuote I didn't know sheep could use IM!! I definately spilled the beans.... Oh well.....who cares...I gotta make my feelings known. Dude...you are not a dumbass for having feelings. Hope we didn't encourage you too much to "go for it" last night and get you into trouble. Good luck dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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freeflir29 0 #30 February 5, 2004 QuoteIf it will help the situation, I'll send your leather cat suit back. I'm finished with it for now.. Did you have the SMEGMA cleaned off it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #31 February 5, 2004 Look at you.. all twitterpated... hehe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 February 5, 2004 Quoteall twitterpated... hehe! Good description!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jarcie 0 #33 February 5, 2004 QuoteDid you have the SMEGMA cleaned off it? Hmmm... I'm starting to see how you could put your foot in your mouth and blow it with this wonderful woman. Need some pointers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 February 5, 2004 QuoteI'm starting to see how you could put your foot in your mouth and blow it with this wonderful woman. Nahh....she is special...she appreciates that kind of thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #35 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm starting to see how you could put your foot in your mouth and blow it with this wonderful woman. Nahh....she is special...she appreciates that kind of thing... I'd imagine it would take a very special woman to appreciate seeing a man blow his own foot _________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #36 February 5, 2004 <> "My son..............yes you are a dumbass" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 February 5, 2004 It's all good...no worries. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 February 5, 2004 Awww....it can't be all that bad, Clay! Buck up, lil' camper! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 February 5, 2004 Damn I can't wait till spring so I can make an idiot of myself on the DZ instead of online! SGC look the FUCK out!!!!! One drunk monkey free fly camera dumbass comin your way. No no...you can't say no... Quote It's all good...no worries. Nahh.........no worries.....just me bein me.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #40 February 5, 2004 It's way past time that you take a spin through Africa. You will fit right in. That and all the farm animals you could possibly stand..........If you don't mind Skreamers sloppy seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 February 5, 2004 Quote It's way past time that you take a spin through Africa. No doubt....I think that will be on my "Winter 2004-2005 Tour." I want to visit the home of Sangiro, Rob, Andre, and the BEAUTIFUL Lisa whom I still have video of her tandem but don't know how to send it to her! Citrusdal better be ready for me!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #42 February 5, 2004 QuoteCitrusdal better be ready for me!!!!! The question is...are you ready for CitrusdalWhich Lisa would that be? Short brunette with a number of tats? Tall blond pilot Lisa? We got lotsa Lisa's here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 February 5, 2004 Short petite girl with blonde hair. Not sure where she jumps actually. She spent time at SD Atlanta and Chambersburg, PA. Very sweet but I don't know that she thinks much of me. I made a bad impression. See...my good friend had JUST returned from his first tour in Afghanistan the first night she showed up. He had brought a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve. The next day she could be heard asking "Who was that FREAK last night?" Lyle actually had to think for a few seconds before he came back with "Oh...you must be talking about Clay." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #44 February 5, 2004 No worries. We will find you another Lisa. Failing that take a tour through Namibia and hook up with Crazymel of the burnt boobies fame. She will sort you out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 February 5, 2004 and so continues my legend at SD Atlanta..... I miss all the people there terribly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #46 February 5, 2004 You are likely thinking about that girlfriend of yours that indulged your every carnal desire, that you somehow did not manage to hang on to. We all get those moments . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #47 February 5, 2004 Dumbass probably took the back door without knocking first Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #48 February 5, 2004 QuoteDumbass probably took the back door without knocking first That sounds like a logical explanation. You should send him the name of that stuff you guys use for welding that seems to get used much faster than the actual amount of welding warrants . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #49 February 5, 2004 Meat....Too True...let me help the brutha out. Clay..forget Astroglide and KY. In this corner of the world our ex-cons working nightshift show a tendancy toward silicone spatter release spray. Evidently it works like a bomb. If you can't find any in the States I will gladly send you a can. Ozone friendly as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #50 February 5, 2004 QuoteQuote I didn't know sheep could use IM!! I definately spilled the beans.... Oh well.....who cares...I gotta make my feelings known. Dude...you are not a dumbass for having feelings. Hope we didn't encourage you too much to "go for it" last night and get you into trouble. Good luck dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
