AggieDave 6 #1 April 15, 2004 Yup, its official, I'm a redneck. The city of College Station gave us (my house) a warning to clean the yard. I guess they don't like the old muffler, the old leaf springs and my VW being in the yard. Oh, and we *have* to mow it as well, or we'll get a ticket. Oh-well, there goes my comfy lifestyle.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #2 April 15, 2004 When you mow your lawn and find a car... you might be a redneck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 April 15, 2004 Quote Yup, its official, I'm a redneck. This comes as a complete SHOCK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 April 15, 2004 QuoteYup, its official, I'm a redneck. As if we needed some Code enforcement bureaucrat to tell us that... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #5 April 15, 2004 You might be a redneck if you think safe sex is a padded headboard.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #6 April 15, 2004 I don't know what to say aggie, CONGRATULATIONS!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 April 15, 2004 Hehe, thats funny. Please take a before and after pic of the yard. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 April 15, 2004 Well, it was mowed and I've already moved most of the stuff into the garage...sorry.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki 0 #9 April 15, 2004 hehe yup i would say that qualifies you as being a redneck. congrats and take a bow heheJust because I appear sweet doesn't mean I can't kick your ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #10 April 15, 2004 QuoteWhen you mow your lawn and find a car... you might be a redneck. my favorite is If you've ever used the O in a stop sign to sight in a rifle.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #11 April 15, 2004 QuoteIf you've ever used the O in a stop sign to sight in a rifle.. You say that like it's a bad thing... Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 April 15, 2004 QuoteWell, it was mowed and I've already moved most of the stuff into the garage...sorry. You should have gotten VIDEO.. I dont belive you did it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #13 April 16, 2004 QuoteYup, its official, I'm a redneck. The city of College Station gave us (my house) a warning to clean the yard. I guess they don't like the old muffler, the old leaf springs and my VW being in the yard. Oh, and we *have* to mow it as well, or we'll get a ticket. Oh-well, there goes my comfy lifestyle. May as well move to Vidor! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #14 April 16, 2004 Dude, tell us something we don't know. I kid, I kid. If you met your wife at a family renunion, you might be a redneck. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #15 April 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you've ever used the O in a stop sign to sight in a rifle.. You say that like it's a bad thing... nah just pointing out there are quite a number of people who 'might' be rednecks ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #16 April 16, 2004 I've cut my lawn with a haybine and later baled it to get rid of the grass. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #17 April 16, 2004 um, I knew we should have told him sooner. At least he is not upset that he had to find out on his own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #18 April 16, 2004 Not sure why anyone would want to live with that filth anyways. To each is his own I suppose. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 April 16, 2004 Well, honestly, the leaf springs were being saved for a project I have coming up (pull behind grill), the muffler is something I was thinking about turning into something else, like possibly a unique buttcan for the DZ. The VW is a constant project, as I'm rebuilding it (again) as I have the money.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #20 April 16, 2004 QuoteThe VW is a constant project What year? Any pics? I have a friend who collects old VWs. He has over 30 at this moment in time. He pimps them out and sells them. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 April 16, 2004 Sure. 1973 VW SuperBeelte 1302. Its a 1302, but it still has the elephant feet, the curved windshield and the huge dash, but it has the 3 bolt suspension and the '72's generator. These pictures are from when I brought the bug back to College Station from my folk's house in Sherman about 9 months ago. I rebuilt it once with a new tranny, new...well, if it was mechanical, it got rebuilt or replaced, plus rebuil the engine as a 1641cc stroker with a Weber progressive and a stinger exhaust. Had some custom body work done (decromed, etc) and custom paint done (1995 Chevy pickup color, Emerald Green Metallic). It was nice, but I put many many many miles on that engine and wasn't exactly nice to it while driving it all the time, so basically I'm down for an engine rebuild and to rework the aging suspension components and rebuild the brake system with disks.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 April 16, 2004 I say we shave the handles, and chop the top Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wallygator 0 #23 April 16, 2004 QuoteYup, its official, I'm a redneck. here is some things i have been svaing to give to the right person and you being a self addmitted redneck i know you can appreciate these items i freely give to you -------------------------------------------------- who Jah bless Let no man curse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #24 April 16, 2004 redneck gas grill BWAHAHAHAHA!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 April 17, 2004 That's fucking hilarious! I hadn't seen the grill one before.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
