Friday Freakin' Haiku.....

[skydivexxl 0]

Yes, I'm drunk again...
I love nights in the city.
Need a DZ here.

Getting up @ 6.
Drive 100 miles to jump.
Playing hookey rocks!

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[WrongWay 0]

I don't understand
What the f*ck is hookey dude?
Does he mean "hockey"?



Must have beer tonight
Maybe go out with some friends
And have a brewski



They say that Fuzzy
Wuzzy was a bear, but no
He lost his razor

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[cocheese 0]

Thinking about BASE
and skydiving too
Addicted as you
Weekends rock
best time of my life
don't need a wife

[TheAnvil 0]

The Anvil is short
drinks good tequila and beer
want to skydive now

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[weegegirl 2]

Welcome to haiku;
Nacho Cocheese Rodriguez!
Good to see you here.

Damn, I love Fridays;
Beer is cold, weather is sweet;
And the DZ waits.

[RoysPlayThing 0]

Up to start my day
Hardly went to sleep last night
Got four hours tops.

Waiting for my chop
Get him from the airport soon
Rest and then we'll play

Out to Byron soon
He'll jump and I will photo
Can't wait for more pics.
I know I ramble
On this Haiku thread of yours
I'm not yet awake.

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[turtlespeed 226]

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The Anvil is short
drinks good tequila and beer
want to skydive now

Vinny, the Anvil
Speaking in the third person
What is wrong with him?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[cocheese 0]

Just got a lesson
about how to haiku right
from rockin Weegegirl
Little did i know
that the sylables must go
five seven five bro
Thanks weegegirl OLIZ
Her new nick name is so cool
Go to skydive school

[TheAnvil 0]

I drank way too much
tequila and beer last night
and I'm a JACKASS

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[RoysPlayThing 0]

Vinny admits now
That he is just a jackass
That needs belly Rubs

He will never learn
Booze will make him feel like shit
If he drinks too much.

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[weegegirl 2]

WrongWay you big dork!
You don't know what hookie is?
You are so sheltered.

Love those young ones.
Much to learn, so little time.
Ha. I kid. I kid.

Damn, I'm so hungry.
I wish it was lunch time now.
I could use some food.

Who is going to;
the DZ right after work?
Bet your ass I am.

[TheAnvil 0]

I need belly rubs
But RPT is stingy
None for me today

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[quatorze 1]

no jump tomorrow
too much shit I have to do
so beer and boat rides

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[WrongWay 0]

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WrongWay you big dork!
You don't know what hookie is?
You are so sheltered.

I know what it is
I wasn't thinking at all
I feel like a schmuck

You suck for jumping
Now I'm so jealous of you
Stuck at work till 6

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[weegegirl 2]

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WrongWay you big dork!
You don't know what hookie is?
You are so sheltered.

I know what it is
I wasn't thinking at all
I feel like a schmuck

You suck for jumping
Now I'm so jealous of you
Stuck at work till 6

Not sure if I'll jump.
Tonight, I might just get drunk.
Tomorrow jump lots.

But Sunday will rock.
Cuz I get to jump with you.
Get some headdown docks.

I'm so geeked right now.
The weather is so perfect.
And I'm on cloud nine.

[Girlfalldown 0]

Oh happy Friday
rain expected all weekend
too bad for you guys!

lounging in vineyards
sipping wine and hot tubbing
that's where I will be!

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[sunshine 2]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Having computer issues
I really need help

My puter geek friend
Well he's not online right now
Where the fuck is he?

Someone needs to help
Before i blow this thing up
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[weegegirl 2]

Sometimes life will spin;
Make you lose control...and sight
Of all the good things.

Just going along,
And out of nowhere it will
Take you by the balls.

Why is that, I ask?
The wind picks up, clouds roll in.
Life just socks you in.

Now I need a beer.
And someone to tell a joke.
I need an air bath.

[crapflinger2000 1]

No jumps this weekend
Big Sur, Gore Tex, and hiking
Are calling my name

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What would Vic Mackey do?

[lizzieb 0]

vegas baby, yeah!
i'm gonna win some money
or try not to lose

[crapflinger2000 1]

Hey Lizzie (and Zac)
Had fun with y'all last night
need fuki sushi

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What would Vic Mackey do?

[lizzieb 0]

mmm...fuki sushi
the best sushi in P.A.
we had fun last night!!!

[genoyamamoto 0]

gotta leave early
from work to go drink some beer
my boss says I must

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here

[Girlfalldown 0]

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gotta leave early
from work to go drink some beer
my boss says I must

drunk Japanese boys
they cannot hold their liquor
pass out to early

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[genoyamamoto 0]

Can't pass out early
Need to out-drink the bosses
gotta represent

Little girl talks trash
i wonder if she can walk
without falling down.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here