new retirement plan

[n2skdvn 0]

Retirement plan. Where is your investment?

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser
(the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle. This is now my new retirement plan. I call it my 401-Keg.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[AggieDave 6]

My plan:

Step1: Post Whore
Step2: ????
Step3: Profit

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[beowulf 1]

Is that going to be enough beer?

[crzjp20 0]

yeah it would be enough beer for his skinny ass

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Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage.

[yardhippie 0]

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My plan:

Step1: Post Whore
Step2: ????
Step3: Profit

I thougt that "underpants" was step one?! LOL.

I prefer it to be:

Step 1: skydive
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: profit

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865