turtlespeed 226 #1 April 20, 2004 Mental Paitent Joke: A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.' and the dreaded chicken Joke: "Chicken" A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #2 April 20, 2004 Baby chick to mama: Am I a people? Mama Hen: No. You are a chicken. Baby chick: Do chickens come from people? Mama Hen: No. Chickens come from eggs. Baby chick: Are eggs born? Mama Hen: No. Eggs are laid. Baby chick: Are people laid? Mama Hen: Some are, others are "chicken" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
