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PhillyKev

Old people suck!!!! (Morbid Angel rules)

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These are my friends I'm talking about. Why am I the only 30 something among my friends who still does the same stuff for fun that I always have?

Morbid Angel tonight and no one wants to go.
Waaaa, my wife won't let me
Waaaa, I have to watch the kids
Waaaa, my hearing is so shot from these shows it would be like ice picks in my brain
Waaaa, I don't want my jaw wired shut from the mosh pit again.

Geez. Why do people stop having fun when they get old?

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Looking at their website, I'm not 100% sure what kind of music it is... Its Christian rock, right?



Yes, they wax poetic on such gospel hits as:

Doomsday Celebration
Day of Suffering
Blessed are the Sick
Unholy Blasphemies
Abominations
Angel of Disease

And my peronal favorite....

World of Shit (The Promised Land)

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Geez. Why do people stop having fun when they get old?



Let's see, I'm 58

I just built a new R/C model plane.
I start building a new R/C helicopter tonight.
My GF is very sexy.
I just got a new car last month.
I just came back from the 140 ways at Z Hills.
I ordered a new Tony Suit with vented booties while I was there.
I am a pilot and fly my own plane whenever I feel like it.
I just won a $1,500 "Excellence in Teaching Award"
My kids are all grown and have left home.

You're right, I am not having ANY fun.
...

The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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I just built a new R/C model plane.
I start building a new R/C helicopter tonight.
My GF is very sexy.
I just got a new car last month.
I just came back from the 140 ways at Z Hills.
I ordered a new Tony Suit with vented booties while I was there.
I am a pilot and fly my own plane whenever I feel like it.



"I have all this stuff, I just can't remember where I live..." :ph34r:

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I got an invite from my wife's uncle to go see Van halen on August 15. I doubt that with a 2 week-old youngun it would be good. My responses were:

Waaaaa, my wife won't let me.
Waaaaa, I need to watch the kid
Waaaaa, my hearing is so shot from the wife and kids that this show would be no different, and cheaper, than being home witht he wife and kid
Waaaaa, I dont' want my jaw wired shut from my wife's response to my return from this show again. Remember what she did to me when I played hookie to watch Larry Carlton?
Waaaaaa, it's loud and crowded with hot chicks and kids - just like home!


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Geez. Why do people stop having fun when they get old?



Let's see, I'm 58
I just built a new R/C model plane.
I start building a new R/C helicopter tonight.
My GF is very sexy.
I just got a new car last month.
I just came back from the 140 ways at Z Hills.
I ordered a new Tony Suit with vented booties while I was there.
I am a pilot and fly my own plane whenever I feel like it.
I just won a $1,500 "Excellence in Teaching Award"
My kids are all grown and have left home.

You're right, I am not having ANY fun.



You got a weird Idea of fun John :D:D:D:D

I'm nearing 41 and I go see bands, ride motorbike jumpfrom planes and hang out with teen agers all day (high school teacher;))
I listen to more progressive music than most of my kids:D:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Geez. Why do people stop having fun when they get old?



Hey, I didn't start skydiving until age 50....Any good party and I'm there...What's that?? I can't hear you...must have spent too much time in front of the amps during my 'younger' days....LOL;)

Beautiful Landings

Streaker
Have a yippee ki ya day!

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Most people "mature" and loose their interrest in almighty death metal when they are 20-25.
Meaning that their wives/girlfriends won't let 'em listen to music anymore.
I know guys that ended up selling their metal collection, 'cos the boss said so.

About the gigs.
I usually go on my own, but Finnish metal scene is so small there's always people I know at the place.

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