jumpergirl 0 #26 April 20, 2004 As my sis-in-law says, "We done that. We're prolly gunna do it 'gain 'cause we liked it." Of course, you can't put the proper country TWANG in a typed message. Lets just say... country bumpkin + under educated = sis-in-law. I love her... but geez! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #27 April 20, 2004 CANKLES. I can accept anything else but if a girl's got cankles, all bets are off. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #28 April 20, 2004 QuoteCANKLES. I can accept anything else but if a girl's got cankles, all bets are off. Whats a Cankle? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #29 April 20, 2004 If you gotta ask, you probably don't have 'em. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #30 April 20, 2004 Calf ankle when the are undefined and appear as one fat cankleMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 April 20, 2004 Perhaps the simplest device in the world to use is a goddamned turn signal. You'd think that with some people you'd have to pull teeth to get them to use a turn signal. People who don't use turn signals are assholes, and it is a top pet-peeve of mine. I.e., "I'm a driver, I see that I should turn right into this parking lot. There is a person waiting to turn right from the lot onto the street. If I use a turn signal, he will understand that I am slowing to make a turn and it is safe to go. But I see a flood of traffic rapidly approaching me, and I am an asshole, so I WON'T use the signal, therefore ensuring that he waits and gets unnecessarily held up by traffic." All it takes is a flip of the wrist (something thoe wankers should be good at) Another turn-signal rant? I see why they don't use them in San Francisco. I've used mine. Big mistake. Seems that the granola hippie chicks driving the Datsun 210 station wagons with "Respect your fellow womyn" bumper stickers view turn signals as the "signal to pull up off the right fender into the blind spot and cut off that flesh-eating man so he cannot make his exit from the highway." So in Frisco (where there is nothing wrong that a temporary rise in water level won't cure) you MUST NOT use a turn signal if you wish to actually navigate. People who disregard turn signals are a pet-peeve, as well. It's not prevalent in Los ANgeles - you'll get shot for pulling that stuff there. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #32 April 20, 2004 QuoteWhat about Prolly - Can I say Prolly? Like I prolly will anyway. Sure you can.... You can say whatever you want here.... you are among friends on dz.com .... Little green shell F*cker...hehehe P.S. Thank Goodness I don't have a pair of Cankles!!!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #33 April 20, 2004 Spoken like a true ankle-afficionado. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #34 April 20, 2004 My pet peeve is when they go to the bathroom under the table..while I'm eating! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #35 April 20, 2004 So a cankle ranks right up there with a FUPA....witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #36 April 20, 2004 Another good one.... Chai TeaMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 April 20, 2004 And the dreaded ThanklesI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #38 April 20, 2004 QuoteAnother good one.... Chai Tea Or ummm... chia pets!! eewwww!!!_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 April 20, 2004 QuoteAnother good one.... Chai Tea I don't get it. What's peevy about Chai Tea? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #40 April 20, 2004 Quote Or ummm... chia pets!! eewwww!!! Dude Chia pets RULE! I like the one that's shaped like a mans head with green hair growing like crazy on it. I'm going out to buy one right now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #41 April 20, 2004 1. People who try to get on an elevator before the people already riding the evelvator have a chance to get off. 2. People who hit an already lit up elevator call button like its going to make the damn thing any faster. 3. This is a florida one, when people who dont' have a sunpass fuk up the sunpass line for the toll stops on the turnpike. 4. People who rubberneck when there's an accident especially when it stops the traffic im in going the other direction.. aarrgg.. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #42 April 20, 2004 My pet peeves are: 1) people decided they can't drive in the dark or rain. When I say, please leave your name & number...I'll call you back....really, just name & number not 2) a life story and no phone number at the end of the message."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #43 April 20, 2004 Quote I don't get it. What's peevy about Chai Tea? The definition of Chai is.. you guessed it ... Tea. Chai is not a brand. Chai is tea so if you walk into a fern bar and order a Chai Tea, You're really ordering a Tea Tea Hmmm.. a Tea Tea.. say that fast and it all seems ok. Allo... may I please have some Tea Tea? My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #44 April 20, 2004 Quote Hmmm.. a Tea Tea.. say that fast and it all seems ok. Allo... may I please have some Tea Tea? LMAO!! .... Someone! give the man some tea tea!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #45 April 20, 2004 Oh, here's another one. Listening to a music station that cuts off songs. The ones that play two verses of "American Pie" or leave off the jam session at the end of Santana's version of "Black Magic WOman." I HATE THAT! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #46 April 20, 2004 QuotePerhaps the simplest device in the world to use is a goddamned turn signal. ... etc etc. blah blah rant fume ... I'm surprised people have forgotten the reason people don't use turn signals is because of a study a few decades back that found using a turn signal shrinks the testicles and causes breasts to sag. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #47 April 20, 2004 QuoteAnother good one.... Chai Tea Then you would have to be a fan of Sahara Desert? -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #48 April 20, 2004 QuoteSure you can.... You can say whatever you want here.... you are among friends on dz.com .... Little green shell F*cker...hehehe Turtle has no freinds...he's a mean fucker. Edited to say turlte is a super duper meanie butt!! (is that better swampy?) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #49 April 20, 2004 Quote Turtle has no freinds...he's a mean fucker. ooooooo!!! turtlespeed! did you piss sunshine off again!?... I told you to quit picking on that girl dammit! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 April 20, 2004 *sniff* *sniff* fine.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
