Hi Tech Humor

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Subject: Hi Tech
> THREE MEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
> HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING
> NAKED IN A SAUNA.
>
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN
> PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND
> THE BEEP STOPPED.
> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY. THAT WAS
> MY PAGER," HE SAID. " I
> HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
>
> FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
> FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO
> HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED, HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS
> MY MOBILE PHONE. I
> HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>
> THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
> OUTDONE; HE DECIDED HE
> HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED
> OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
> WENT TO THE BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
> TOILET PAPER HANGING
> FROM HIS BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS
> AND STARED AT HIM. THE
> HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
> THAT. I'M GETTING A
> FAX."

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[Sheenster303 0]

Oh my goodness. I haven't heard that joke in such a long time! Bringing out the old school stuff are we?

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[skygazer 0]

What can I say...oldies are the goodies.

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[CrazyIvan 0]

Classic!!!!!

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[SPY 0]

In another version the hillbilly farted and then explained that it was a fax incoming...

S-P
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