jumperconway 0 #1 April 22, 2004 >>> DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: >>> >>> 40-ish.............................................49 >>> Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone >>> Athletic......................................No tits >>> Average looking..................................Ugly >>> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar >>> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills >>> Emotionally Secure......................On medication >>> Feminist..........................................Fat >>> Free spirit....................................Junkie >>> Friendship first..........................Former slut >>> Fun..........................................Annoying >>> New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places >>> Old-fashioned..................................No BJs >>> Open-minded.................................Desperate >>> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing >>> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk >>> Professional....................................Bitch >>> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat >>> Large frame................................Hugely Fat >>> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker >>> >>> >>> WOMEN'S ENGLISH: >>> 1. Yes = No >>> 2. No = Yes >>> 3. Maybe = No >>> 4. We need = I want.. >>> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry >>> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble >>> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not >>> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later >>> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! >>> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think > about? >>> >>> MEN'S ENGLISH: >>> 1. I am hungry. = I am hungry. >>> 2. I am sleepy. = I am sleepy. >>> 3. I am tired. = I am tired. >>> 4. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage! >>> 5. I love you. = Let's have sex now. >>> 6. I am bored. = Do you want to have sex? >>> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 10.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. >>> 11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 April 22, 2004 Has CL J seen this?? I think it is funny as hell anyway. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,633 #3 April 22, 2004 Conway, just so you know, I'm 49. We'll talk about this, right? Then I'll kick your ass Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 April 22, 2004 LOL... will forward that to some people I know... It's SOOOO true...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #5 April 22, 2004 Some of those are sooooo NOT TRUE!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 22, 2004 No, Casie - you are wrong.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 April 22, 2004 Some of those are sooooo NOT TRUE! = How did they figure out our secret code? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 April 22, 2004 Just for you PhillyKev DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone, Have I slept with you? Athletic......................................No tits I'm thinking I got some of those! Fun..........................................Annoying Ok...this one might be true old-fashioned..................................No BJs Sooooo NOT TRUE! Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Ok, perhaps sometimes when I'm drinking Goldschlager! WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = YES 2. No = NO 3. Maybe = Maybe 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? For ME....yes, that's all I think about hence the name below~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 April 22, 2004 "Have I slept with you? " Not yet "No tits I'm thinking I got some of those!" Need pictures "No BJs Sooooo NOT TRUE! " Prove it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #10 April 22, 2004 QuoteConway, just so you know, I'm 49. We'll talk about this, right? Then I'll kick your ass Wendy W. Damn, girl, I would have said more like 40! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 April 22, 2004 Don't you have enough women problems.......you couldn't handle me~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 April 22, 2004 She's Right, you know, Kev.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 April 22, 2004 QuoteDon't you have enough women problems.......you couldn't handle me My women problems stem from them not being able to handle me breaking up with them. I'm just too good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
