jumperconway 0 #1 April 27, 2004 Real Friendship > > > Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good > but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem > that really speaks to true friendship! > > Friend, > > When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge > against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > > When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > > When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. > > > When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. > > When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much >worse it could be and to quit whining. > > When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. >> > When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me until you're well again. > I don't want whatever you have. >> > When you fall, .I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > > This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why? ...you may ask? Because > you're my friend! > > Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you > move a body.> > > Also remember: A friend will bail you out of jail. A really good friend > will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun". > >> I'm not sending this as a chain letter...I hate them..don't pass it on if > you don't want to..and don't reply to me if you don't want to...I already > know who my true friends are and aren't... > > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tandembrent 0 #2 April 28, 2004 nicely put! real friends also won't tell you to your face that they hate your girlfriend everyday for an entire season and then, next season after she gives away illeagal copies of video software, they suddenly become best friends with her. a true friend is not hipocritical with the way they deal with you, EVER!~~~~Green grass and high clouds forever~~~~ no matter where you go, there you are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
