Gawain 0 #1 April 28, 2004 Who cares if it's a repost. Certainly one of the ladies out there has a "counterpart" to the list. WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE What do you expect from such simple creatures? -Your last name stays put -The garage is all yours -Wedding plans take care of themselves -Chocolate is just another snack -You can be president -You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park -You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park -Car mechanics tell you the truth -The world is your urinal -You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky -You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt -Same work, more pay -Wrinkles add character -Gray hair is considered distinguished -Wedding dress- $5000 Tux rental- $100 -People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them -The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. -New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet -One mood, ALL the time -Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat -You know stuff about tanks -A five-day vacation requires one suitcase -You can open all your own jars -You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness -If someone forgets to invite you he or she can still be your friend -Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack -Three pairs of shoes are more than enough -You almost never have strap problems in public -You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes -Everything on your face stays its original color -The same hairstyle may last for years, even decades -You only to have shave your face and neck -You can play with toys all your life -Your belly usually hides your big hips -One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons -You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look -You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife -You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache -You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 45 minutes No wonder men are just happier!!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 28, 2004 Quote-The same hairstyle may last for years, even decades So you're saying a mullet is good to go?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #3 April 28, 2004 Sadly, I agree with every line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #4 April 28, 2004 Quote-One mood, ALL the time BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Yeah, right! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 April 28, 2004 QuoteSadly, I agree with every line. Awww...don't be sad! It allows guys and gals to spend their time trying to figure out "what makes women tick" ... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #6 April 28, 2004 works for me - its called Grumpy (and I couldn't be happier) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 April 28, 2004 Yes all these time and money saving traits gives us more time and money to spend on women ,er ah um, i mean skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
