Brains 2 #26 April 28, 2004 QuoteMy camp and I are still discussing this one. Ok ok ok, jeans and a t-shirt it is. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #27 April 28, 2004 Nah, Sunny said FF pants. That'll be part of my campaign, too. FF pants all the time. Ask anyone who's been at a DZ after hours with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 April 28, 2004 Ooh, you're taking my advice. Does that mean i get a job on your campaign trail? I'm a good fashion coordinator. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #29 April 28, 2004 QuoteKelly, if brains is your campaign boy, require him to wear his hot FF pants and bend over a lot. He has the best ass ever!!! And thanks to going to the gym every f'ing day after work for the last two weeks, those pants almost fit me again. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #30 April 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteAbsolutely . . . but no speedos. It's part of my platform. Loincloth ok?? If these are the perks of running for office then I might have to jump into the race... PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #31 April 28, 2004 Well i won't be getting any work done today since i'll be daydreaming about your hot ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #32 April 28, 2004 QuoteWell i won't be getting any work done today How is that different from any other day?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #33 April 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm moving to the moon Big fan of the banana hammocks, are ya? Kelly Yes . . . I am . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #34 April 28, 2004 QuoteWell i won't be getting any work done today since i'll be daydreaming about your hot ass. Asses? Who has a hot ass?!? Post pics please......I require proof of a hot ass...... ~R+R...I'm a good girl, honest...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #35 April 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm moving to the moon Big fan of the banana hammocks, are ya? Kelly Yes . . . I am . . . Well...you learn something new everyday... PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #36 April 28, 2004 QuoteIf you could rule the world.... I'd be Kurtis Blow.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,112 #37 April 28, 2004 All spammers would die. Then all spyware authors. Next the telemarketers would go. Then everyone with a PhD in education (oxymoron).... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 April 28, 2004 QuoteOoh, you're taking my advice. Does that mean i get a job on your campaign trail? I'm a good fashion coordinator. I could certainly use a fashion coordinator . . . I wear my ff pants after jumping hours, for Pete's sake. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 April 28, 2004 If I ruled the world, donuts would be non-fattening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #40 April 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you could rule the world.... I'd be Kurtis Blow....... Holy Yowsers! Talk about an 80's Flashback....Baaasketbaallll we're playing baaasketbaaallll.... PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 April 29, 2004 Ok Kelly, my first assignment is done. I picked out the uniform for the guys to wear. Hehe, read the description of it: "All the girls agree, this is the sexiest thong a man can wear! The sleek, shiny spandex clings to your package like heat on fire! And that zipper looks even better as it’s going down, slowly revealing your bulging meat…. She’ll go straight for your goods! " ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #42 April 29, 2004 QuoteOk Kelly, my first assignment is done. I picked out the uniform for the guys to wear. Hehe, read the description of it: dammit sunny, that is the last time i send you a pic of me!! Do you want me to post the one you sent me??? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #43 April 29, 2004 That makes Alana's nose look big. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 April 29, 2004 QuoteThat makes Alana's nose look big. OMG rosa!! I think you win the funniest comment of the week award. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #45 April 29, 2004 QuoteOMG rosa!! I think you win the funniest comment of the week award. YAY, I won!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #46 April 29, 2004 I'd be a benevolent dictator. All would love and fear me. I would have spies at every level of the world's major entities to report corruption and evil. All would be free to live the lives they choose, as long as the rules were followed - no killing, no stealing, no lying. Good deeds would be strongly encouraged and rewarded. Charitable giving would earn huge tax benefits. The more honest and transparent major corporations were about their earnings, the higher their stocks would go. Criminals would be punished according to their crimes, and repeat offenders would be punished to the maximum, including severe public humiliation. Major funding would be funneled into alternative energy research and advancement, and reforestation and ecological projects would receive priority. Also, beginning in the US, all parents would have to complete a mandatory parenting class (free) before being able to legally register their first child. Penalties for child abuse or neglect would be severe. Also, the world would have access to birth control and the Catholic church could kiss my ass on that one. hey, this is fun. What else? All world leaders would report to me and would be responsible for demonstrating their progress in improving their country's situations. Leaders and citizens of first-world countries would also be responsible for 'adopting' less fortunate countries until they become economically and socially stable. Oh, and I'd be immortal, and be able to defy gravity, and be omniscient. And I could could cook too, but wouldn't have to. Thank God for fantasies. Reality just sucks sometimes. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #47 April 29, 2004 Yeah yeah yeah, do you need a cabana boy or what?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #48 April 29, 2004 QuoteYeah yeah yeah, do you need a cabana boy or what?? Psh. Duh! Now taking applications - how are you with footrubs and anticipating whims? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #49 April 29, 2004 Quote- how are you with footrubs and anticipating whims? footrubs- check massage- check anticipation- err, uh, i'll do my best?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #50 April 29, 2004 Sunny- as long as all the guys who will be wearing that have the kind of physique displayed in that pic, I'd say you're on the track to being not only my fashion coordinator, but Vice-World Ruler as well! We could do some serious damage! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Rebecca 0 #46 April 29, 2004 I'd be a benevolent dictator. All would love and fear me. I would have spies at every level of the world's major entities to report corruption and evil. All would be free to live the lives they choose, as long as the rules were followed - no killing, no stealing, no lying. Good deeds would be strongly encouraged and rewarded. Charitable giving would earn huge tax benefits. The more honest and transparent major corporations were about their earnings, the higher their stocks would go. Criminals would be punished according to their crimes, and repeat offenders would be punished to the maximum, including severe public humiliation. Major funding would be funneled into alternative energy research and advancement, and reforestation and ecological projects would receive priority. Also, beginning in the US, all parents would have to complete a mandatory parenting class (free) before being able to legally register their first child. Penalties for child abuse or neglect would be severe. Also, the world would have access to birth control and the Catholic church could kiss my ass on that one. hey, this is fun. What else? All world leaders would report to me and would be responsible for demonstrating their progress in improving their country's situations. Leaders and citizens of first-world countries would also be responsible for 'adopting' less fortunate countries until they become economically and socially stable. Oh, and I'd be immortal, and be able to defy gravity, and be omniscient. And I could could cook too, but wouldn't have to. Thank God for fantasies. Reality just sucks sometimes. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #47 April 29, 2004 Yeah yeah yeah, do you need a cabana boy or what?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #48 April 29, 2004 QuoteYeah yeah yeah, do you need a cabana boy or what?? Psh. Duh! Now taking applications - how are you with footrubs and anticipating whims? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #49 April 29, 2004 Quote- how are you with footrubs and anticipating whims? footrubs- check massage- check anticipation- err, uh, i'll do my best?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #50 April 29, 2004 Sunny- as long as all the guys who will be wearing that have the kind of physique displayed in that pic, I'd say you're on the track to being not only my fashion coordinator, but Vice-World Ruler as well! We could do some serious damage! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
