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Attention Everyone! LadySkydiver Is An Imposter!!

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I just found out some very disheartening news on the Cora that we all know and love.

Now, some of you may have already known this, and for your silence, God will deal with you in the next life. :P

LadySkydiver is an imposter Red-Head!!

I nearly cried when I heard the news...but it turns out the the number of skydiving red-heads is one lower than I once thought! [:/]

So who knew this? Come clean!

Us red-heads gotta stick together, and when we find one of our kind is an imposter, they must be outted from the group!! :D

Pictures attached for confirmation.

Picture #1: The Cora that we all thought we knew!
Picture #2: Let's take another look at the picture to see if we can find any clues...

Appauling isn't it??

Well folks. Here it is. I have been able to locate a picture of LadySkydiver as she truly is behind that mask she calls "red-hair". I must warn you, this picture is pretty graphic...click at your own discretion.

Picture #3: :( Say it ain't so!!

My work here is done. Go back to your jobs and friends and families...just remember, there are some people amongst you who aren't truly red-headed!! :o:(:ph34r:

The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

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Now, some of you may have already known this, and for your silence, God will deal with you in the next life. :P



I already knew, but I didn't disclose it on a public forum because i thought that it was nobody's business...lol.

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LadySkydiver is an imposter Red-Head!!

I nearly cried when I heard the news...but it turns out the the number of skydiving red-heads is one lower than I once thought! [:/]



I know a couple of others on this website who dye their hair, at least one dyes it red, but that is not for me to disclose...although she already disclosed this info. publicly. Besides, these gorgeous ladies would be beautiful no matter what color their hair was or even if they were bald. :ph34r: Cora is beautiful. :)

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Didja check the carpet? Or just the drapes? :o



For one young man, he wouldn't have gotten the opportunity to check the carpet. (And, I'm so going to get you for that comment. :P)

And as for carpet....hmmm....where's that icon with the hands over the mouth? :P
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Cora is beautiful.



:$ Thank you, Rosa! :$



You're welcome, sweetie, and it's true, you know. I couldn't stop staring at how pretty you are when I first met you. :)
JP ~ Oh my gosh...how crude of you. Btw, I think you have mistaken him for the other Kramer. :P Actually, how do you know that there is a carpet to go with those drapes, anyway...quite presumptious of you. :$

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Thanks, hon. Ok...you are so making me blush here. :$

As for JP - he'll pay. >:(B|>:(

And, Rosa, I totally love you (and I'm not talking like in prison :D) - not only for who you are but this comment as well....

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Actually, how do you know that there is a carpet to go with those drapes, anyway...quite presumptious of you.



:D;):$:)>:(
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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JP ~ Oh my gosh...how crude of you. Btw, I think you have mistaken him for the other Kramer. Actually, how do you know that there is a carpet to go with those drapes, anyway...quite presumptious of you.



Sorry.....*






(*will be making no furthur commenst based on the rules of self incrimination, and the theory you CAN dig a hole you can't get out of:D)
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