peachsouthern 0 #1 April 30, 2004 Ok so i'm in class teaching and a song has been started, but not one of us knows the real words or who wrote the song. SOOOO I'm turning out to you all. Finish this song: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty women your wife........... Thats as much as we have. Imagine a classroom of special ed kids and aides trying to finish this.... Also if anyone knows, who wrote it! "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 30, 2004 Jimmy Soul is one person that has done this song. QuoteIf You Wanna Be Happy by* Jimmy Soul (google pics) (remove all links) If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Sax solo] Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Spoken:] Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #3 April 30, 2004 There's this thing out there called Google that works pretty well... EDIT: Bah, AD beat me to it. Wonder if he googled too? www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #4 April 30, 2004 Hot tip, type the lyrics you do know into the Google search bar, and add the word 'lyric' on the end. If you wanna be happy, by Jimmy Soul. Edit to remove the lyrics. Great minds think alike Aggie.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peachsouthern 0 #5 April 30, 2004 Look at all you smart people out there..... Why didn't I think of that Don't answer that!!!Well see i always tell them you learn something new everyday...... Thanks guys..Knew i could count on you all! "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 April 30, 2004 Oh, I'm in trouble with my fiancee now, I hadn't thought of that song in a couple years so I had to listen to it (yes I do have it), she didn't think it was funny. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #7 April 30, 2004 QuoteWhy didn't I think of that Probably because you have a life outside the internet... www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 April 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy didn't I think of that Probably because you have a life outside the internet... What - How is that even possible? - you mean, like REALLY? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #9 April 30, 2004 QuoteOh, I'm in trouble with my fiancee now, I hadn't thought of that song in a couple years so I had to listen to it (yes I do have it), she didn't think it was funny. Just don't sing "You're Not The Best" by Charlie Robison to her, trust me they don't like that either. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #10 April 30, 2004 "Bah, AD beat me to it. Wonder if he googled too?" Of course he did, look at what he cut and pasted, hint look for the word (Google) Your welcome Peachsouthern, if you can't find it on google, you can probably find it at the bonfire.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #11 April 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteProbably because you have a life outside the internet... What - How is that even possible? I dunno, I heard something about it once. Still trying to figure it out myself... www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
