vdschoor 0 #1 April 30, 2004 Guys.. remember this one: Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - Priceless ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 April 30, 2004 Hell yeah!!! Thats a good one!!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 April 30, 2004 Looks like that guy isn't married to a spanish woman, because he didn't get a WHACK!!!!, BAM!!, SLAP!!, after he got in the house. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 April 30, 2004 QuoteLooks like that guy isn't married to a spanish woman, because he didn't get a WHACK!!!!, BAM!!, SLAP!!, after he got in the house. My wife lived in Spain for three years. I'm glad I've never shown up tanked. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 April 30, 2004 It seems all his parts are attached still too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 April 30, 2004 I"m only posting cause i feel sorry for iwan. His joke isn't that funny and i'm scared nobody else will post... Hehe, it's fun teasing the dutch guy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
