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Newspaper Welcomes New States with Nude Photos

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germany's top-selling Bild newspaper on Friday welcomed the 10 new members to the European Union (news - web sites) in its own special fashion -- with pictures of 10 scantily clad young women from the countries in question.

Continental Europe's biggest daily with 12 million readers, famous for its popular page one pictures of naked women, found 10 women in the new EU member states aged 18 and 25 to pose with little or no clothing to mark the EU enlargement to 25 nations.

"The new EU women are so sexy," wrote Bild in a headline over pictures of the nearly nude blondes, brunettes and red-haired women. "Hello, new neighbors!"

Bild published pictures of Polish ice cream vendor Anka, Czech customs inspector Stania, Hungarian hairdresser Victoria, Slovak nurse Jana, Lithuanian student Eliska, Latvian police officer Buba, Slovenian secretary Franziska, Estonian post worker Ekaterina, Carmela of Cyprus and Mona from Malta.
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Last month, I was putting my gear in the car and saw a Finnish guy sitting in the hammock. His g/f walked past me and sat down next to him and handed him his cold beer. She then pulled out a baggie with grapes that had been kept cold in the cooler with the beer.

While she was feeding him grapes, I thought "Americans have major dysfunctions in our society". :)

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Last month, I was putting my gear in the car and saw a Finnish guy sitting in the hammock. His g/f walked past me and sat down next to him and handed him his cold beer. She then pulled out a baggie with grapes that had been kept cold in the cooler with the beer.

While she was feeding him grapes, I thought "Americans have major dysfunctions in our society". :)



Why would you think that? I peel the grapes first, personally - makes 'em like squishy little eyeballs.

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Why would you think that? I peel the grapes first, personally - makes 'em like squishy little eyeballs



* makes mental note to bring grapes and beer to ballunar in hopes of seeing rebecca again*

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Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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