Deuce 1 #1 May 12, 2003 I've been told every dropzone has a "JP". I walk into manifest Saturday, and I'm behind the counter doing some computer stuff with one of the AFF/Tandem Masters/Rigger/Camerafliers. Gina, "Manifest", walks up, another "Married with Children" skydiver, a grownup, and grabs a massive handful of my ass. She says "Happy Birthday JP"! I'm like stunned and I say, "yeah, in August" she's laughing so hard she doesn't really hear me. Later, she says Happy Birthday again, and DeBar says, "No, that's jp Furnari, up a Skydance". Not missing a beat, (Skydiver chick), she says "Oh, then I'll get you again in August, JP" Sometimes it's good to be JP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #2 May 12, 2003 Actually, JP Funari will be at the Memorial Day, so you can give his ass a squeeze on Gina's behalf then. After all, we are having a smackfest on his patoot....and then on Labor day, we can **ALL** grab your bottom! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #3 May 12, 2003 You'll always be my favorite JP!! And not just cause you're the only JP i know.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #4 May 12, 2003 Yeah JP! My favorite program as a kid was JP Patches....go figure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jerm 0 #5 May 12, 2003 hmmm... i'm technically a JP, though i don't go by it... so that one more for y'all Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #6 May 12, 2003 You're my favorite JP too -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #7 May 12, 2003 Quote hmmm... i'm technically a JP, though i don't go by it... so that one more for y'all But i haven't met you yet so i don't know if i like you.... Hehe ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #8 May 12, 2003 Look! Sunshine's happy on her bed! Thanks guys! What a great way to start my week! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #9 May 12, 2003 Quote Look! Sunshine's happy on her bed! Thanks guys! What a great way to start my week Yeah, still happy from my deviant behavior 2 weeks ago. 19 is such a magic number ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #10 May 12, 2003 Quote19 is such a magic number I'm thinking that's a story that requires beer for the telling.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #11 May 12, 2003 for Memorial day, are we gonna have to rename on of you? TOJP just doesn't have the same rign as TOM ya know... JP1 and 2? I can hear manifest now... Load 5 10 minute call .. ... JP .. ... Is that me? I'm not finished packing... OOO OOO JP and PJ you two can stand back to back and say you're mirror images...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #12 May 12, 2003 Yes! Yes it is!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #13 May 12, 2003 Deuce, At AppleBee's they just sing and give you an ice cream dessert..... At the DZ you get sexually assaulted....... NOW, if you can just combine the two for your B-Day in August Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #14 May 12, 2003 Quote for Memorial day, are we gonna have to rename on of you? TOJP just doesn't have the same rign as TOM ya know... JP1 and 2? I can hear manifest now... Load 5 10 minute call .. ... JP .. ... Is that me? I'm not finished packing... OOO OOO JP and PJ you two can stand back to back and say you're mirror images... Nah. We both got at least two rigs! And they got those airline monitors at Perris, you can't miss your plane. The problem is gonna be showing up in the right suit! Head-down in the camera suit would be superhellafast! Whoo-hoo! NEXT WEEK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #15 May 12, 2003 Just thought about it, and I was wondering.....were people asking you where the beer an Tequila you promised was? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #16 May 12, 2003 It's also good to be the "Lizard King" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #17 May 12, 2003 Quote Just thought about it, and I was wondering.....were people asking you where the beer an Tequila you promised was? Nah, bro. Just lots of grabass and laughter. I cut out right at sunset to have dinner with the Mrs. They are all probably pissed, come to think of it. All smiling and waving thinking I was headed to the liquor store! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jerm 0 #18 May 12, 2003 Quote Quote hmmm... i'm technically a JP, though i don't go by it... so that one more for y'all But i haven't met you yet so i don't know if i like you.... Hehe just gonna have to change that, now won't we? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #19 May 12, 2003 LMAO... I jsut thought of that post to NCS abolut having to tie a steak around your neck. I was ROLLING over that one ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #20 May 12, 2003 Quote LMAO... I jsut thought of that post to NCS abolut having to tie a steak around your neck. I was ROLLING over that one ;) YEAH?!?!??! Well whatever man!!BTW it was a pork chop.Gareth is such a bastard---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #21 May 12, 2003 I'm Sorry JP, we all know better.. it was just SOOO funny... I'm laughing with ya, REALLY :)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #22 April 30, 2004 What a great thread. Especialy when I have a group of people so concerned about my well being......you know who you are....thanks!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites redramdriver 0 #23 April 30, 2004 OMG...we are dating ourselfs just a tad bit here now. I somehow, although difficult, remember the magic carpet ride!!!! WOW..BB...thanks for the gray matter update!So, you bring your beer? Its 5 o'clock somewhere POPS #9344 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #24 May 1, 2004 Even though it's been post like a million times already, he's that special picture.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #25 May 1, 2004 QuoteOMG...we are dating ourselfs just a tad bit here now. I somehow, although difficult, remember the magic carpet ride!!!! WOW..BB...thanks for the gray matter update! LOL ok there was Gertrude (who was really a man) and the Clock who seldom was awake. Now then do you remember....Brakeman Bill? hehe! What about Mister GreenJeans on Capn'Kangaroo? 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Michele 1 #2 May 12, 2003 Actually, JP Funari will be at the Memorial Day, so you can give his ass a squeeze on Gina's behalf then. After all, we are having a smackfest on his patoot....and then on Labor day, we can **ALL** grab your bottom! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 May 12, 2003 You'll always be my favorite JP!! And not just cause you're the only JP i know.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 May 12, 2003 Yeah JP! My favorite program as a kid was JP Patches....go figure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #5 May 12, 2003 hmmm... i'm technically a JP, though i don't go by it... so that one more for y'all Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 May 12, 2003 You're my favorite JP too -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 May 12, 2003 Quote hmmm... i'm technically a JP, though i don't go by it... so that one more for y'all But i haven't met you yet so i don't know if i like you.... Hehe ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 May 12, 2003 Look! Sunshine's happy on her bed! Thanks guys! What a great way to start my week! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 May 12, 2003 Quote Look! Sunshine's happy on her bed! Thanks guys! What a great way to start my week Yeah, still happy from my deviant behavior 2 weeks ago. 19 is such a magic number ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #10 May 12, 2003 Quote19 is such a magic number I'm thinking that's a story that requires beer for the telling.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #11 May 12, 2003 for Memorial day, are we gonna have to rename on of you? TOJP just doesn't have the same rign as TOM ya know... JP1 and 2? I can hear manifest now... Load 5 10 minute call .. ... JP .. ... Is that me? I'm not finished packing... OOO OOO JP and PJ you two can stand back to back and say you're mirror images...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #12 May 12, 2003 Yes! Yes it is!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #13 May 12, 2003 Deuce, At AppleBee's they just sing and give you an ice cream dessert..... At the DZ you get sexually assaulted....... NOW, if you can just combine the two for your B-Day in August Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #14 May 12, 2003 Quote for Memorial day, are we gonna have to rename on of you? TOJP just doesn't have the same rign as TOM ya know... JP1 and 2? I can hear manifest now... Load 5 10 minute call .. ... JP .. ... Is that me? I'm not finished packing... OOO OOO JP and PJ you two can stand back to back and say you're mirror images... Nah. We both got at least two rigs! And they got those airline monitors at Perris, you can't miss your plane. The problem is gonna be showing up in the right suit! Head-down in the camera suit would be superhellafast! Whoo-hoo! NEXT WEEK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 May 12, 2003 Just thought about it, and I was wondering.....were people asking you where the beer an Tequila you promised was? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 May 12, 2003 It's also good to be the "Lizard King" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 May 12, 2003 Quote Just thought about it, and I was wondering.....were people asking you where the beer an Tequila you promised was? Nah, bro. Just lots of grabass and laughter. I cut out right at sunset to have dinner with the Mrs. They are all probably pissed, come to think of it. All smiling and waving thinking I was headed to the liquor store! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #18 May 12, 2003 Quote Quote hmmm... i'm technically a JP, though i don't go by it... so that one more for y'all But i haven't met you yet so i don't know if i like you.... Hehe just gonna have to change that, now won't we? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #19 May 12, 2003 LMAO... I jsut thought of that post to NCS abolut having to tie a steak around your neck. I was ROLLING over that one ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 May 12, 2003 Quote LMAO... I jsut thought of that post to NCS abolut having to tie a steak around your neck. I was ROLLING over that one ;) YEAH?!?!??! Well whatever man!!BTW it was a pork chop.Gareth is such a bastard---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #21 May 12, 2003 I'm Sorry JP, we all know better.. it was just SOOO funny... I'm laughing with ya, REALLY :)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #22 April 30, 2004 What a great thread. Especialy when I have a group of people so concerned about my well being......you know who you are....thanks!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redramdriver 0 #23 April 30, 2004 OMG...we are dating ourselfs just a tad bit here now. I somehow, although difficult, remember the magic carpet ride!!!! WOW..BB...thanks for the gray matter update!So, you bring your beer? Its 5 o'clock somewhere POPS #9344 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #24 May 1, 2004 Even though it's been post like a million times already, he's that special picture.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #25 May 1, 2004 QuoteOMG...we are dating ourselfs just a tad bit here now. I somehow, although difficult, remember the magic carpet ride!!!! WOW..BB...thanks for the gray matter update! LOL ok there was Gertrude (who was really a man) and the Clock who seldom was awake. Now then do you remember....Brakeman Bill? hehe! What about Mister GreenJeans on Capn'Kangaroo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
