Casie 0 #51 April 16, 2004 Quote Quote I can't think of anything at the moment that I'm good at or could be of use to others............ I have some guesses.......... Do share...I'm interested to know~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 April 16, 2004 Quote Do share...I'm interested to know I'll wisper them in your ear next time I see ya. You are good at vacumning right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #53 April 16, 2004 Quote Quote Do share...I'm interested to know I'll wisper them in your ear next time I see ya. You are good at vacumning right? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #54 April 16, 2004 Clay, you're really good at picking passed out chicks up off the asphalt so they don't get run over by a car.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 April 16, 2004 Quote you're really good at picking passed out chicks up off the asphalt so they don't get run over by a car.... I'm good at taking care of passed out and drunk chicks in general. I have drug them from the backs of cars so they wouldn't freeze to death in the Cleveland winter. Threw one over my shoulder and made her come home with me because she thought she was going to drive home in her state of drunkeness. Let another sleep in my bed while I slept on my floor because she locked herself out of her house. I guess I'm just a pretty good person to have around when you get WAY more drunk than you planned on. Why am I so nice? I really need to work on being more of an asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #56 April 16, 2004 Don't try too hard! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #57 April 17, 2004 Quote I'm really good at pissing Sunshine off! If ya ever neet hints on how to do that - just PM me we'll come up with something. Call me a coward but I'm not sure I am ready for that yet!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #58 April 17, 2004 Quote I can explain mortgages and credit issues to just about ANYONE...been teaching it for years. Sounds good... Quote I could also teach you how to get out of debt and run a for-profit business on the side so that when you get laid off...it's no big deal. Again a useful skill! Would it be a for-profit business which would still give me time to jump? Like ... all the time? In fact could it be something where I do nothing and people just give me money? PLEASE!!! Quote I could teach you how to use military communications systems effectively...oh wait, no-I-can't. You don't have security clearance. (Come to think of it, neither do I any more! ) Shhhh! Actually I probably do! Cool!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #59 April 17, 2004 Quote In fact could it be something where I do nothing and people just give me money? I was thinking of setting up an Islamic charity as a cover for raising terrorism funds as a cover for a retirement system for myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #60 April 17, 2004 Quote I was thinking of setting up an Islamic charity as a cover for raising terrorism funds as a cover for a retirement system for myself. Nah - it'll never catch on!!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #61 April 18, 2004 I know how to dance salsa. I can cook (my dad is a chef, so I've learned a lot about cooking and stuff). I know a bit about electronic music. I work in advertising and public relations, so I know about that too... I know a lot about wines (I managed a wine account for two years) And the list goes on... MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #62 April 18, 2004 Hmm, I am only as useful as my last paycheck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #63 April 18, 2004 Remember, "If you have it, a trucker brought it to you." A friendly reminder from you friendly longhaul trucker. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #64 April 18, 2004 Quote Remember, "If you have it, a trucker brought it to you." I followed the long haul truck route through Turkey an Eastern Europe once, its a long story. Suffice to say that I don't envy you!So thanks!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #65 April 18, 2004 i'm good for fuckin' up your enemies and learnin' you about chemistry."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elfanie 0 #66 April 18, 2004 I can give excellent information regarding.. 1. fertility and conception 2. pregnancy 3. childbirth 4. nursing/breastfeeding 5. newborns I'm a certified doula, certified childbirth educator, on the Board of Directors of CAPPA (Childbirth and Postpartum Professional Association) and an Apprentice Midwife....so those are my specialties. I've been attending births for the last 9 years.... -------------------------------------------- Elfanie My Skydiving Page Fly Safe - Soft Landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #67 April 18, 2004 I can give great advice on making babies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #68 May 4, 2004 I'm somewhat useful, depending on who you ask: I can have my dogs find you if you've wandered off the DZ and into the wilderness. I can have my dogs find you if you're buried under rubble. Or I can train your dog to find your bag...________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #69 May 4, 2004 Quote I'm somewhat useful, depending on who you ask: I can have my dogs find you if you've wandered off the DZ and into the wilderness. I can have my dogs find you if you're buried under rubble. Or I can train your dog to find your bag... *Austin Powers voice* "that's not my bag baby!" Damn, we are all just so USEFUL!!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
