DownWind 0 #26 April 16, 2004 Let's see, I know I can be useful somehow. * Able to repair bicycles. Used to be a bicycle mechanic. (DZ's have bicycles on them) * Can teach flat water (sea) kayaking, still trying to learn white water myself. (Some DZs are on the water. Suppose it is good for bad skydiving weather) * Able to put together business cases & maintain a business's books. (transfers almost anywhere) * Cook a good chicken parmesan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #27 April 16, 2004 Quote* Cook a good chicken parmesan. Now that is important!!!...seriously, I love chicken parmesan... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #28 April 16, 2004 QuoteLet me know, if its an aircooled and not one of the newer water cooled, then I can definately give you a lot of advice on how to make that thing really run with everyone else on the highway but still be reliable. Cheers dude! I am going to buy it probably in August, and definitely one of the air-cooled (bay? not a T25) I mean I will get the mickey taken anyway, but the older ones have some street cred! I am thinking 'porn star purple' fake fur interior!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #29 April 16, 2004 Can you teach 'foxy boxing'? PLEEEEEAAAASE! I am prepared to beg!!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 April 16, 2004 Bytch, you forgot to mention you're an awesome golf cart driver!! As for my usefulness Im a CPR/First Aid instructor I can cook anything I can show you the best way to give a cat a bath I'm awesome at batting my eyelashes to get men to do stuff for me I'm good at sewing Tis all i can think of for now. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #31 April 16, 2004 QuoteIm a CPR/First Aid instructor Oooooh, hey, my certification(I'm a lifeguard) needs to be renewed for CPR and First Aid...could you recertify me?!?! ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 April 16, 2004 Yes ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyhays 86 #33 April 16, 2004 I am absolutely, positively, not useful. When I'm at work I feel like Peter Gibbons“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #34 April 16, 2004 I am useful!!! I'm a student at KState, studying statistics. I play in the orchestra and in a String Quartet. I skydive on weekends, and teach sunday school to College kids on sunday mornings. I think I pull my weight around here... Wow, that felt good. I've had a crappy day and this is a "feel-good" post..=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #35 April 16, 2004 QuoteI've had a crappy day and this is a "feel-good" post.. Glad I could help! Maybe I should add 'making people feel good' to my list! But I guess it is not something I can do on demand...well not to guys anyway!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #36 April 16, 2004 QuoteI'm awesome at batting my eyelashes to get men to do stuff for me I glanced at your avatar and not your name...I thought that was a guy saying that. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 April 16, 2004 QuoteI'm awesome at batting my eyelashes to get men to do stuff for me ----------------------------------------------------------- I glanced at your avatar and not your name...I thought that was a guy saying that. Hehe, thats diablopilot and bubbles in my avatar...he prolly bats his eyelashes at guys too... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #38 April 16, 2004 I quit being useful years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #39 April 16, 2004 1. I can usually cheer someone up when they are feeling down, either by the fact I can be stupid and silly or that you come to grips with the reality that your life isn't as bad as mine.... either way, I'm good at that. 2. I have great bedroom qualities, but we won't get into that because It's an unnecessary subject you probably already know about... 3. I draw and paint, and I can paint pretty damn good dammit! 4. I am there for my friends when they need me. 5. I have an ability to be me... There is nuttin phony about this babe! 6. I have the ability to take good photographs of the Skydivers, all the while still being sad that I can't be under that canopy. 7. I have the ability to recognize a new relationship won't be the same as the last. (Everybody is different) 8. I'm good at cooking a mean catfish... Actually I'm usually pretty good at cooking anything. 9. I'm useful in Love. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 April 16, 2004 I'm really good at pissing Sunshine off! If ya ever neet hints on how to do that - just PM me we'll come up with something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #41 April 16, 2004 ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #42 April 16, 2004 QuoteBytch, you forgot to mention you're an awesome golf cart driver!! As for my usefulness Im a CPR/First Aid instructor I can cook anything I can show you the best way to give a cat a bath I'm awesome at batting my eyelashes to get men to do stuff for me I'm good at sewing Tis all i can think of for now. You forgot that you pack for people too. And that you sing in the morning to cheer people up. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #43 April 16, 2004 Paige is cool. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #44 April 16, 2004 Thanks dude! You rock too. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #45 April 16, 2004 I can explain mortgages and credit issues to just about ANYONE...been teaching it for years. I could also teach you how to get out of debt and run a for-profit business on the side so that when you get laid off...it's no big deal. I could teach you how to use military communications systems effectively...oh wait, no-I-can't. You don't have security clearance. (Come to think of it, neither do I any more! ) I'm fairly good unofficial relationship counsil. I've helped couples before remember why they fell in love. I could tell you all about Autism and signs to look for in your little one for early diagnosis. And I keeps my man happy. No further comment there. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 April 16, 2004 QuoteYou forgot that you pack for people too. And that you sing in the morning to cheer people up I am a good packer. I don't know if the singing really cheers people up or makes them wanna shoot themselves... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 April 16, 2004 QuoteSo what are you good at? What can you advise people about? I'm good at lots of stuff. Mostly involves shooting or blowing things up or communications gear. I have had several girlfriends that bragged to their friends about certain bedroom talents I have. I have a coach rating so at least Billy thinks I know a little something about skydiving. I'm mechanically inclined. I keep secrets really well. Uuummm.......that's about all I can think of at the moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #48 April 16, 2004 I can't think of anything at the moment that I'm good at or could be of use to others.............~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #49 April 16, 2004 Computers mainly, as thats what I work in and study. Hardware, bugs, programming (C/C++/ASM/Delphi/Pascal/PHP/Perl/JavaScript/HTML/blahblah), software issues, networking, server management.. blah, it's all rather boring Oh other stuff too Um, I can show you the finer points of beer drinking and binges. I can show you how to live on a student budget and survive entirely (almost) on packet noodles and pasta. I can probably persuade you to try something new. I could give you dodgy advice on relationships, but you really really don't want it I can show you how to waste lots of time at work on the 'net.. I can also show you how to be a crap rock climber 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 April 16, 2004 Quote I can't think of anything at the moment that I'm good at or could be of use to others............ I have some guesses.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
