Old but Funny-Golf

[jumperconway 0]

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole". Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."

[brits17 0]

Hehehe, good one

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[weegegirl 2]

the words "funny" and "golf" should never go together. there is nothing "funny" about someone who plays golf.

sorry.

that was a funny joke though!

[lawrocket 3]

John was a great young golfer with a future as a professional. In his early 20's, he had a religious awakening and decided to become a monk, swearing off all forms of pleasure. He did so, and gave up golf.

After ten years, he still had the urge to golf and one day walked to a nearby golf course with all his savings to play a round of golf. On the first hole he eagled a par 4. This continued on with a hole in one on the back nine. He shot an unheard of 57 on the par 72 course.

St. Andrew asked God, "God. Why on earth would you allow Brother John, who just violated his vows, to play such a great game?"

God answered, "Who's he gonna tell?"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[jumperconway 0]

Heh, I'm a 23 handycapper, now THAT'S funny

[airdvr 210]

A man was playing a round one day. He came up to a Par 3 where things had backed up a bit. There was a beautiful woman there. He introduced himself, they bantered back and forth, and he asked her if he could play in with her. She agreed. After the round he asked her if he could buy her a drink in the clubhouse. After a couple of drinks he asked her if he could buy her dinner. She replied "why don't we just go back to your place and I'll give you some head." Needless to say he readily agreed.

The next day the same thing happened. They met on a Par 3, played out together, drinks, head. This goes on all week.

Finally on Friday, after the drinks, they go to his place but this time he's got a different idea. He says "You know, I've really enjoyed this week, and you really give great head, but tonight I thought we could have intercourse." She leans in seductively and whispers in his ear, "There's something I have to tell you. I'm really a man."

His face and neck turn beet red. He's obviously upset. She looks at him and says "You're upset because I'm a man aren't you." He looks her sternly in the eyes and says "No. I'm upset because you've been playing the red tees all week!"

Please don't dent the planet.

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