My modeling career.

[Deuce 1]

Starts now. There's an open call for a photo shoot that I'm going to. The specifically asked for my type: "Men & Women Age 40 - 55 (approx) - All ethnic origins needed"

I'm outta here. Fame awaits.

[CrazyIvan 0]

Good luck on your "Adult diapers" modeling

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[vdschoor 0]

Bring the S3 my friend.... just in case.

Iwan

[AggieDave 6]

Are you going to be on the next "male enhancement pill" commerical on TV?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[happythoughts 0]

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Are you going to be on the next "male enhancement pill" commerical on TV?

I'll go with him, in case they need an "after" image.

[lawrocket 3]

I dunno, Deuce. I know that the porn industry is looking for some fresh talent that doesn't need to be quarantined.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Deuce 1]

Nothing will sell more "natural male enhancement" than photographs of me.

That and any product that prevents leaking small amounts of urine while driving a golf ball.

[sunshine 2]

I hope it's for a craftmatic adjustable bed, or even a hoverround scooter.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Gawain 0]

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That and any product that prevents leaking small amounts of urine while driving a golf ball.

Haahaahaaahaa!!!

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[Deuce 1]

Here's the link if anybody else wants to go:

http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/edu/30090981.html


It's actually just a cool excuse to get over to the Calumet store in SF.

Laters.

Really.

[Viking 0]

I still have my dads old Calumet 4x5 camera its stitting in my closet waiting for bellows and lens repairs.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[lummy 4]

dam dam damm....

3 years short of being a possible.... UNLESS

yeah, what if I used my amazing powers of disguise and address myself as one of the 20 somethin crowd. It's that or the black face paint

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[hookitt 1]

Where?

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[Deuce 1]

It was in the post. It was Shipley over in the City. Just three pictures and out. If it comes through it's an $800 per day shoot.

I was not tanned, plucked or dyed. If they want a "regular guy" I stand a chance. There were over a 1000 desperate people there. It was really, really hard for me not to be laughing the whole time. The Aussie photographer had to ask me twice to be serious.

I'm just not.