JJohnson 0 #1 May 7, 2004 Well, here is my worst meal to date. I feel lazy, there's nothing in the house...so breakfast today is: Chocolate Pudding and Cheese popcorn! My dog is digging it. Can anyone top this culinary travesty?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 May 7, 2004 A long time ago - Marshmallows and orange JuiceI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #3 May 7, 2004 10 carrots, 4 hardboiled eggs, and washed down with tap water! ANd that was for the whole day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 May 7, 2004 In high school i had beer and cinnamon rolls for breakfast once. I think that is about the worst for me. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #5 May 7, 2004 Macaroni and cheese and Fruit Loops."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #6 May 7, 2004 Was that some diet?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 May 7, 2004 Quote Chocolate Pudding and Cheese popcorn! My dog is digging it. careful. chocolate is poisonous to dogs and cats. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #8 May 7, 2004 He didn't get any pudding....he's holding out for the bag of chocolate chips I'm breaking out later for lunch.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #9 May 7, 2004 One big slice off the Velveta cheese block and a two finger swipe out of a can of chocolate cake icing. Now that I think about it... that's not much unlike chocolate pudding and cheese popcorn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JJohnson 0 #10 May 7, 2004 Yeah the simliarity did not escape me. Did you wash it down with a Pepsi Twist as well?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GARYC24 3 #11 May 7, 2004 Sort of. It was my way of not fasting for 3 days..relates to an past post I made.. lost little over 10 lbs as of this very day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meathorse 0 #12 May 7, 2004 QuoteDid you wash it down with a Pepsi Twist as well? Pepsi Twist? *shudder* Mixing Velveeta and cake icing is one thing... but Pepsi and citrus type flavoring? You gotta draw a line somewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #13 May 7, 2004 Top Raman noodles (lost the flavor packet) with Strawberry jam stirred in. (don't ask) ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelpdiver 2 #14 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuote Chocolate Pudding and Cheese popcorn! My dog is digging it. careful. chocolate is poisonous to dogs and cats. It can be, but I've seen the remains of a 20oz Oreo cookie package - dog even ate the cardboard - with no ill effects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JJohnson 0 #15 May 7, 2004 No, I'm sorry I have to ask....what ever would possess someone to mix that? Was that truly the only thing in the house? Were their large amounts of drugs and booze involved? Did Jannifer Aniston offer you gratuitous sex for eating that mixture? Pray tell us how that one came about. Truly the oddest combination I have heard yet?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites spidermonky 0 #16 May 7, 2004 More than once last week I had beer and honeycomb cereal for dinner! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #17 May 7, 2004 OK here we go. "No shit there I was"... I am 18, working in a restaurant and my live in girlfriend dumps me. So of course its time to have a large party. The manager of the restaurant announce she was going home and left via the patio door about 2am. 2:30 AM she stumbled in the front door and passed out. We not only partied late, I went to work the next day and came home with the party still going. I did hear there was a lull about noon but it was just a rumor. Towards the end of the second night there we where down to about 8 people. Alcohol was running out, various self prescribed medications were running out, and the food was almost none existent. I started to cook that wonder meal in itself - Top Raman. Somehow I lost the flavor packet. (oh I looked but it was gone) I did not want to sample refried beans or peaches in my noodles so I opened the refrigerator. I need to point out that the refrigerator was empty from the beginning of the party because we removed the shelving to insert the keg. And there in the door was a small jar of strawberry jam. Good on toast, bad once heated up in a pan of noodles. A friend, who was also hungry, heated the refried beans with a second friend opening the peaches. After ripping on my about my noodles they tried mixing a little of their foods together. note: refried beans and peaches does not work either. I would not say they eat it, more like sampled it as an experiment. So there it is. I was dumb, my friends were dumb, but the party was used as a timeline reference for more than 2 years. EG: "That was about 5 months after DT's party right?" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slowfaller 0 #18 May 7, 2004 Just a couple of nights ago,,,White Castle and a bowl of Coco Pebbles. Delicious Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JJohnson 0 #19 May 7, 2004 Was it at least good beer?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #20 May 7, 2004 QuoteMore than once last week I had beer and honeycomb cereal for dinner!Oh man, thats harsh! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JJohnson 0 #21 May 7, 2004 Duh! White Castle Sliders go with anything...nothing wierd about that at all....unless you happen to be one of those freaks that don't do Sliders at all.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JJohnson 0 #22 May 7, 2004 Well at least you made the best of three choices. Sorry I missed the party though, was there random nudity too?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #23 May 7, 2004 QuoteWell at least you made the best of three choices. Sorry I missed the party though, was there random nudity too?Sounds like you WERE there. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites spidermonky 0 #24 May 7, 2004 QuoteWas it at least good beer? Palma Louca. It's a Brazilian beer that I really like. Pretty light but still has flavor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites akarunway 1 #25 May 8, 2004 Shit. My dogs favorite treat was a Snickers bar.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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JJohnson 0 #10 May 7, 2004 Yeah the simliarity did not escape me. Did you wash it down with a Pepsi Twist as well?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #11 May 7, 2004 Sort of. It was my way of not fasting for 3 days..relates to an past post I made.. lost little over 10 lbs as of this very day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #12 May 7, 2004 QuoteDid you wash it down with a Pepsi Twist as well? Pepsi Twist? *shudder* Mixing Velveeta and cake icing is one thing... but Pepsi and citrus type flavoring? You gotta draw a line somewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #13 May 7, 2004 Top Raman noodles (lost the flavor packet) with Strawberry jam stirred in. (don't ask) ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #14 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuote Chocolate Pudding and Cheese popcorn! My dog is digging it. careful. chocolate is poisonous to dogs and cats. It can be, but I've seen the remains of a 20oz Oreo cookie package - dog even ate the cardboard - with no ill effects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #15 May 7, 2004 No, I'm sorry I have to ask....what ever would possess someone to mix that? Was that truly the only thing in the house? Were their large amounts of drugs and booze involved? Did Jannifer Aniston offer you gratuitous sex for eating that mixture? Pray tell us how that one came about. Truly the oddest combination I have heard yet?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spidermonky 0 #16 May 7, 2004 More than once last week I had beer and honeycomb cereal for dinner! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #17 May 7, 2004 OK here we go. "No shit there I was"... I am 18, working in a restaurant and my live in girlfriend dumps me. So of course its time to have a large party. The manager of the restaurant announce she was going home and left via the patio door about 2am. 2:30 AM she stumbled in the front door and passed out. We not only partied late, I went to work the next day and came home with the party still going. I did hear there was a lull about noon but it was just a rumor. Towards the end of the second night there we where down to about 8 people. Alcohol was running out, various self prescribed medications were running out, and the food was almost none existent. I started to cook that wonder meal in itself - Top Raman. Somehow I lost the flavor packet. (oh I looked but it was gone) I did not want to sample refried beans or peaches in my noodles so I opened the refrigerator. I need to point out that the refrigerator was empty from the beginning of the party because we removed the shelving to insert the keg. And there in the door was a small jar of strawberry jam. Good on toast, bad once heated up in a pan of noodles. A friend, who was also hungry, heated the refried beans with a second friend opening the peaches. After ripping on my about my noodles they tried mixing a little of their foods together. note: refried beans and peaches does not work either. I would not say they eat it, more like sampled it as an experiment. So there it is. I was dumb, my friends were dumb, but the party was used as a timeline reference for more than 2 years. EG: "That was about 5 months after DT's party right?" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #18 May 7, 2004 Just a couple of nights ago,,,White Castle and a bowl of Coco Pebbles. Delicious Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #19 May 7, 2004 Was it at least good beer?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #20 May 7, 2004 QuoteMore than once last week I had beer and honeycomb cereal for dinner!Oh man, thats harsh! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #21 May 7, 2004 Duh! White Castle Sliders go with anything...nothing wierd about that at all....unless you happen to be one of those freaks that don't do Sliders at all.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #22 May 7, 2004 Well at least you made the best of three choices. Sorry I missed the party though, was there random nudity too?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #23 May 7, 2004 QuoteWell at least you made the best of three choices. Sorry I missed the party though, was there random nudity too?Sounds like you WERE there. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spidermonky 0 #24 May 7, 2004 QuoteWas it at least good beer? Palma Louca. It's a Brazilian beer that I really like. Pretty light but still has flavor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #25 May 8, 2004 Shit. My dogs favorite treat was a Snickers bar.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
