AggieDave 6 #1 May 9, 2004 Yup, never ever watch Van Helsing, you will regret it, then you will wonder how such a bad movie got the budget it got. I'm not worried about the $4 I spent on the ticket, I just wish I had my 2 hours back.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 May 10, 2004 QuoteI'm not worried about the $4 I spent on the ticket, I just wish I had my 2 hours back. *** You saying THEY should be payin' you!? Thanks for the ' heads up ' I'll be sure to miss that one! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #3 May 10, 2004 Yeah, Morgan and I watched "The Last Samurai"... which was very good... 2 hours better spent than yours.... NOW *comma* back to studying for these damn finals...argh... Sarah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #4 May 10, 2004 punch drunk love. the worst movie ever. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #5 May 10, 2004 Quotepunch drunk love. the worst movie ever. My own choice is 'The Terror of Tinytown' http://imdb.com/title/tt0030845/ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #6 May 10, 2004 I knew it was going to stink on ice, but what are we talking here -- "Battlefield Earth" bad?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 May 10, 2004 Well, if you go to the movies drunk and drink during the movie, it might not be too bad. Especially if you're with a group of drunk skydivers that don't care about pissing off the rest of the theater...but actually, it could very well pass up Battlefield Earth! I went into it with an open mind, thinking that it might be a "bad" movie that was still entertaining, but I was wrong, very very wrong.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #8 May 10, 2004 I disagree... I usually hate movies like that, but I loved it.. my kids loved it too. In fact, I'd see it again. I'm scared easily though so maybe a big , strong Texan like you might just roll their eyeballs at stuff that I'm screaming at.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #9 May 10, 2004 Quotepunch drunk love. the worst movie ever. I concur, however Cyber Ninja is right up there with Worst movie ever... (it's semi-tolerable if you are drinking though) blue skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 May 10, 2004 QuoteI concur, however Cyber Ninja is right up there with Worst movie ever... ( See, that's a B movie, you expect it to be bad, but a full on very expensive budget, etc, you really hope that it has atleast good acting if the script sucks. This had both, a shitty script and some really bad acting, but by god, it had some really expensive special effects.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #11 May 10, 2004 Quotebut by god, it had some really expensive special effects. It did... and Hugh Jackman is a babe. yummy.. maybe that's why I liked the movie.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 May 10, 2004 There are some very BAD movies, and yes, Barferfield Earth was one of them....I fell asleep right after the opening credits __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #13 May 10, 2004 Alright, I borrowed Moulin Rouge free from the library and still I couldn't watch more than the first fifteen minutes or so. What the F*(& was that dog supposed to be about?! Oh, and the sequel to Desperado really sucked and even though I paid to rent it, I turned it off and didn't finish watching it. The title... what was it... oh Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Don't bother with it. Belongs on the trash heap. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #14 May 10, 2004 It can't be worse than Battlefield Earth or Rush... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #15 May 10, 2004 Moulin Rouge!!!, oh shit, I forgot that one, in fact, I blocked that one off my mind...it was painful too watch young Obi Wan in such a gay/retarded movie __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 May 10, 2004 They;ve been hawking "Van Helsing" on all the entertainment shows for months now. If they have to hawk it like that, it'll be terrible, guaranteed. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #17 May 10, 2004 Okay, in my best critic voice ever. . . Van Helsing. . .great comic relief but I don't think that was the intention of the cast and crew. Dang, could they try to copy any more movies. Kind of Indiana Jones meets the Scorpion King. . .only no decent plot or storyline whatsoever.. . . yeah, I wasted a free movie ticket and 2 hours on it too. . .my bad. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 May 10, 2004 QuoteVan Helsing. . .great comic relief but I don't think that was the intention of the cast and crew. The group I was with took to saying "And he/she's OK!" quitely after some sort of really bad fall/hit/structure collapse happened to the "stars" of the movie.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 May 10, 2004 Hey people, don't forget the last 2 installments of The Matrix, those were 2 stinkers__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 May 10, 2004 Quote Hey people, don't forget the last 2 installments of The Matrix, those were 2 stinkers See, I enjoyed those, I went into them thinking "they can't be as good as the first, but they're probably still fun movies" and I enjoyed them. Same with the new Star Wars movies. So from that perspective, you can know that Van Helsing is REALLY bad!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #21 May 10, 2004 QuoteWell, if you go to the movies drunk and drink during the movie, it might not be too bad. Funny story. I did turn up drunk and drink during the movie and it was still shit. So much so that I fell asleep. Mind you I had had a busy day... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brodes 0 #22 May 10, 2004 It had the potential to be great, but almost looked like it was 'trying' to be a classic b-grade movie. One of those movies that'll be fun to watch in twenty years when people see how cheesy it is hehe I still enjoyed it though, the werewolf and dracula fighting was cool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #23 May 10, 2004 The little shop of horrors, and attack of the killer tomatoes, i know both are cult classics, but jeeezzzz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #24 May 10, 2004 Worst ever movie - Avengers. Absolute trite! (funny considering it was Uma Thurman who's now the film world's darling after her debatable performance in Kill Bill). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #25 May 10, 2004 Worst movies ever? Eyes wide shut! What a load of crap, and what was up with that piano bashing?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
