Viking 0 #2 May 11, 2004 damn what kind of fucked up STD does that guy have?! His thing is green and he has one hell of a funky discharge I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 May 11, 2004 how long did it take you to shape that?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #4 May 11, 2004 and what do the seeds look like? geeez - i think you could make a fortune with these The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #5 May 11, 2004 To hell with apples, I think this was the forbidden fruit that Eve was gobbling down..... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #6 May 11, 2004 LOL... photoshopped... apples don't have stems on the BOTTOM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 May 11, 2004 Ummm - I believe that it is a green (Bell) pepper.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 May 11, 2004 QuoteUmmm - I believe that it is a green (Bell) pepper. Damn, and here i was thinking that the Jolly Green Giant was really only hung like Sprout Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #9 May 11, 2004 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #10 May 11, 2004 Hmmmm ...... The Incredible Hulk used to be attractive to me.. *Sigh* ... .... But He's just not hung the way I thought he would be... You guys sure can fool us sometimes! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #11 May 11, 2004 but....but size doesn't matter right?! Its about how you use it.......... right? I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #12 May 11, 2004 Quotebut....but size doesn't matter right?! Its about how you use it.......... right? ummmm ... ... Don't F#@ken fool yourself dude!... Thats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #13 May 11, 2004 QuoteThats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! True, true... I have a massive dong, and I have never had any complaints - other than my ex-girlfriends sayin that sex will never be the same for them again -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #14 May 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteThats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! True, true... I have a massive dong, and I have never had any complaints - other than my ex-girlfriends sayin that sex will never be the same for them again Studies also conclude that those who go around talking about their Penis being large... are actually "Tiny" boys also.... I mean.. look at your avatar name for goodness sake! ... You are just crying out in shame here! .. Poor "meatmissile"!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #15 May 11, 2004 even peppers have their stems on the TOP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #16 May 11, 2004 QuoteStudies also conclude that those who go around talking about their Penis being large... I didn't say large, I said massive ! QuotePoor "meatmissile"!! You're right, I should have called myself MeatSubmarine -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 May 11, 2004 QuoteQuotebut....but size doesn't matter right?! Its about how you use it.......... right? ummmm ... ... Don't F#@ken fool yourself dude!... Thats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! so why do women say it the most?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #18 May 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteStudies also conclude that those who go around talking about their Penis being large... I didn't say large, I said massive ! QuotePoor "meatmissile"!! You're right, I should have called myself MeatSubmarine Eeek!! ... You really got it bad! ... Now I really feel bad for ya... 'cause "Big" is very nice... but ummm... "Massive" Submarine types are more like some kind of freaky birth-defect ... And are not very fun 'cause it wouldn't satisfy all that crazy shit I like to do to Penis .... Yep, Too Massive of a penis is not in my book of excitement! ... Just another example of "Size really DOES Matter" ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #19 May 11, 2004 Quoteso why do women say it the most? To make guys with small ones feel better . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #20 May 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuotebut....but size doesn't matter right?! Its about how you use it.......... right? ummmm ... ... Don't F#@ken fool yourself dude!... Thats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! so why do women say it the most? I don't know... probably just to be nice.. ... I have never said it... but then again... I don't believe I ever had to.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 May 11, 2004 well its a good thing i'v never heard it from my g/f thenI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #22 May 11, 2004 Quotewell its a good i'v never heard it from my g/f That could also mean that your technique sucks (either way, you can't win) -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #23 May 11, 2004 look god damnit i'm still learning!!!! i was a virgin for 23 years!!! LAY OFF!!! sorry i'm all frustrated and stuffI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #24 May 11, 2004 Quotei was a virgin for 23 years!!! Me too - no harm in that. It's no good to peak too early. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #25 May 11, 2004 Quotelook god damnit i'm still learning!!!! i was a virgin for 23 years!!! LAY OFF!!! sorry i'm all frustrated and stuff Hmmmm... Didn't know you were serious about needing real good sex information.... PM me with any questions you might have.. I'll learn ya how to turn a woman on, and make her melt in your hands like M&M's.. (yeah, they say M&M's don't melt in your hands...but if you're hot and sweaty, they do!) _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
