jumperconway 0 #1 May 11, 2004 Sid and Barney head out for their usual 9 holes. Sid says to Barney, "Let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball, you look over there," he says to Sid. After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-stroke penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces triumphantly. Sid looks at him forlornly. "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?" "What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!" Barney says indignantly. "And a liar, too!" Sid says with amazement. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 May 11, 2004 Okay, I sure hope that's not a sign of the type of jokes I'll have to listen to when I'm down in Texas this July.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 May 11, 2004 Quote Okay, I sure hope that's not a sign of the type of jokes I'll have to listen to when I'm down in Texas this July. *Sigh* Yeah - fraid so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #4 May 11, 2004 Quotesince a lost ball carries a four-stroke penalty geez, glad i don't play with sid and barney! _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
