ChasingBlueSky 0 #1 May 12, 2004 http://www.hootersair.com/ Now flying out of Chicago /Gary! Honestly, I had no idea this fleet existed. The Hooters Hotel in Lakeland always made me laugh - I'm just not sure what to make of this._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 May 12, 2004 Just something to take more mula from the guys. Hhuummm, maybe I should apply. I do have my own set of HOOTERS and I like to travel~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 May 12, 2004 QuoteHonestly, I had no idea this fleet existed. DUDE!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 May 12, 2004 I just wanna know if they serve WINGS!!!! YUM!!!!! *drools* Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #5 May 12, 2004 I'm thinking of applying for a job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #6 May 12, 2004 QuoteI'm thinking of applying for a job. Well, if I was wondering if going back to school to eventually get my ATP was worth it, this seals the deal. Now, where can I get a loan....._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #7 May 12, 2004 Better get packing some parachutes Bo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #8 May 12, 2004 They're based out of my home town of Myrtle Beach, SC. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #9 May 12, 2004 FANTASTIC! Hey, to everyone flying to the Convention, Gary IN (served by Hooters Air) is (according to Mapquest) the same distance from Rantoul as Chicago. SO... if you were flying into Midway or O'hare on some boring normal airline you COULD fly Hooters Air without any penalty in drive time! The nearest airport served by Hooters Air for me is BWI, and it's about three hours in the WRONG direction, but it might be worth it... (begin dream sequence with lulling harp music) Ah, sweet airline Nirvana: peanut shells all over the floor of the cabin, big screen TVs with the games on, and stewardesses (properly attired OF COURSE) walking up and down the aisle with platters of wings and pitchers of draft beer. Count me in! (dream sequence ends) Finally, an airline that would actually have me paying attention during the preflight briefing! Elvisio "lift up on the flap to release" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 May 12, 2004 QuoteHey, to everyone flying to the Convention, Gary IN (served by Hooters Air) is (according to Mapquest) the same distance from Rantoul as Chicago. And it's also about 5 miles from my house! I will pass on flying it, however.....There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 May 12, 2004 QuoteI'm thinking of applying for a job. Who knows? You may look hot in those little orange shorts. Aren't airline attendants essentially waiters in a really fast restaurant? I haven't seen any duties that Hooters girls couldn't perform. They hold the door open for me, bring me drinks and food. In addition to regular flight attendant duties, the Hooters girls always take me to my seat and bring me a menu. Perhaps they are overqualified. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 May 12, 2004 QuotePerhaps they are overqualified. Yeah, my hooters girl last night even put a napkin in my lap perhaps she saw me drooling and figured i needed it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 May 12, 2004 Quoteperhaps she saw me drooling and figured i needed it You had "drool" in your lap? You are definitely getting more out of your Hooters visit than I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 May 12, 2004 QuoteFinally, an airline that would actually have me paying attention during the preflight briefing! My fav part of the airline briefing is "If the airplane drops out of the sky and impacts the water at 400 mph, you can use your seat cushion as a flotation device." I think the Hooters girls are too smart to believe that junk. Personally, if I am in the water and something is floating, it's a flotation device. What moron needs instructions for that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #15 May 12, 2004 QuoteFANTASTIC! Hey, to everyone flying to the Convention, Gary IN (served by Hooters Air) is (according to Mapquest) the same distance from Rantoul as Chicago. SO... if you were flying into Midway or O'hare on some boring normal airline you COULD fly Hooters Air without any penalty in drive time! The nearest airport served by Hooters Air for me is BWI, and it's about three hours in the WRONG direction, but it might be worth it... (begin dream sequence with lulling harp music) Ah, sweet airline Nirvana: peanut shells all over the floor of the cabin, big screen TVs with the games on, and stewardesses (properly attired OF COURSE) walking up and down the aisle with platters of wings and pitchers of draft beer. Count me in! (dream sequence ends) Finally, an airline that would actually have me paying attention during the preflight briefing! Elvisio "lift up on the flap to release" Rodriguez In terms of TIME, Gary is about 45 mins to 1 hour closer to Rantoul than Midway or OHare. The airport is right by I80/94, about 15 miles from the I57 intersection. At peak times, getting out of Midway is a royal pain, and I294 from OHare is worse. It's really cool living less than 90mins from Rantoul!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #16 May 12, 2004 Quote In terms of TIME, Gary is about 45 mins to 1 hour closer to Rantoul than Midway or OHare. The airport is right by I80/94, about 15 miles from the I57 intersection. At peak times, getting out of Midway is a royal pain, and I294 from OHare is worse. It's really cool living less than 90mins from Rantoul! See? Just one more reason to fly Hooters Air... "I swear honey, I chose this airline because it would keep me out of Chicago traffic." Elvisio "excuses excuses excuses" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #17 May 12, 2004 Or you could use a hooters girl as a flotation device! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #18 May 12, 2004 QuoteI just wanna know if they serve WINGS!!!! YUM!!!!! *drools* Seriously....their wings SUCK! I dont care how many times they say they're the best,they still suck. I'll stick to the beverage cart."One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 May 12, 2004 QuoteOr you could use a hooters girl as a flotation device! Get a Hooters girl in a bunch of salt water and her boobies would be saying "We're home, we're home". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
