RoysPlayThing 0 #1 May 13, 2004 Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck." Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: It can be used in an anatomical description ---- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time ---- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business ---- "How did I end up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal ---- as in "Motherfucker." Valuable Vocabulary Chart Greetings ---- "How the fuck are you?" Fraud ---- "I got fucked by the car dealer." Dismay ---- "Oh, fuck it." Trouble ---- "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now." Aggression ---- "Fuck you." Disgust ---- "Fuck me." Confusion ---- "What the fuck...?" Difficulty ---- "I don't understand this fucking business." Despair ---- "Fucked again." Exasperation ---- "For fuck's sake." Enjoyment ---- "This is fucking great." Hostility ---- "I'm going to knock your fucking head off." Stupidity ---- "Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!" Incompetence ---- "He's such a fuck up." Ignorance ---- "Fuck if I know." Displeasure ---- "What the fuck is going on here?" Lost ---- "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief ---- "Unfuckingbelievable!" Retaliation ---- "Up your fucking ass." Surprise ---- "Fuckin A!" Surprise ---- "Well, I'll be fucked." Suspicion ---- "What the fuck are you doing?" Contempt ---- "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" Famous quotes: "What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." -- John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" -- Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." -- Anne Boleyn "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." -- Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" -- Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" -- Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." -- Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK! Use it regularly in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige.... *SIGH*.. I just really Fucken love the "F" word... What? I was taking a break from work and I felt like postwhoring! ... FUCK .... gimme a break! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #2 May 13, 2004 ChopChop, PlayThing's calling! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #3 May 13, 2004 Sweetie.. do I need to come home and wash your mouth out with soap? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 May 13, 2004 QuoteSweetie.. do I need to come home and wash your mouth out with soap? No... But you can wash sumpin else if you'd like. Wash This!! ... (see attached) ... I've been trying to get this writing off here forever now! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #6 May 13, 2004 QuoteSFW?? ummm.... its pretty decent... but only if your boss and co-workers like to see someones ass leaning over a bed with writing on it.... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #7 May 13, 2004 Is anything ever SFW with plaything and chopchop? And something did happen at the outback steak house last night. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #8 May 13, 2004 hehehe I have an mp3 with that write out in it, pretty funny<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #9 May 13, 2004 Quoteor an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); Umm... I thought adverbs had to end in -ly Anyway, I always appreciated that bumper sticker this guy Skip had on his locker. It suited him well and read "Fuck you you fucking fuck!" Somehow, just the thought of saying that to a few people right now is soooooo therapeutic. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #10 May 13, 2004 monty python still fuckin' rules! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #11 May 13, 2004 Quote No... But you can wash sumpin else if you'd like. Wash This!! ... crazy] I thought I licked that clean last night.. That shit really is permanent.. Guess you're mine for good, sweetie.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #12 May 13, 2004 QuoteQuote No... But you can wash sumpin else if you'd like. Wash This!! ... crazy] I thought I licked that clean last night.. That shit really is permanent.. Guess you're mine for good, sweetie.. Yes, I guess so sweetie. Guess you are gonna have to try a little harder and use a little more saliva this time.. ... But I'll just keep putting more on so you can stick around a little longer... ... Oh by the way... You need to work on this too (see attached) _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #13 May 13, 2004 I dunno.. it keeps making Explorer quit. kinda scary.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #14 May 13, 2004 QuoteI dunno.. it keeps making Explorer quit. kinda scary.. okay... I fixed it... is that all better? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #15 May 13, 2004 much better sweetie.. sometimes I get all carried away with my graffiti art.. must be from hanging around dutch and hawaiian gangstas too much. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #17 May 13, 2004 Quotemuch better sweetie.. sometimes I get all carried away with my graffiti art.. must be from hanging around dutch and hawaiian gangstas too much. Yeah... so sad those Gangstas.. especially the one that carries alot of weight on his head... ... Make she he keeps his "graffiti pencil" (pun intented) away from me okay? .... He scares me! ..... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #18 May 13, 2004 Oh, I thought this was a thread about Freefall. Nevermind. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #19 May 14, 2004 Watch out, Lany, I found this: clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
