resignation letter

[hobbes4star 0]

here is a perfect res letter for any one that would like to use it....


Dear Sir or Madam,

In preamble allow me to express my gratitude to the company
for wasting the last five years of my life. If I had not
been here being paid a fraction of my worth to absorb the
blame for countless acts of negligence and incompetence by
my co-workers and superiors I might have actually made some-
thing of myself.

But since no man is an infinite resource of patience I must
now make my resignation, as another week working for this
freak show of a company will require that I pull somebody's
genitals off with a pair of vise grips and stuff them up
their ass. This decision had really been made for me by
Mr. ______, who has wasted my abilities and abused my good-
humor with such persistent thoroughness, that I am sure his
last position must have been breaking plow mules. Indeed,
his remarkable lack of personal hygiene tends to support
this theory.

Upon sober reflection I would like to thank Mr. ______ for
acting as a catalyst for this decision. I now feel like I
have at least a small opportunity for success in contrast
to the stifling, totalitarian atmosphere fostered by this
den of petty dictators. I in no way maintain my earlier
ambition of sticking his face in a bear trap and stuffing
a beer bottle up his wife's vagina and then hitting her in
the stomach with a hammer.

I will be more than happy to provide you with two weeks of
service while you look for a replacement if every single
manager lines up and licks my asshole the morning after I
have burritos for dinner.

Yours in humility,

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[cloud_monkey 0]

You don't mind if I use that, do you?

I think I'll wait until my new employment has been guaranteed first though

[Guest]

ROFL!

Wish I'd had that when I quit US Customs...

mh

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."