Deuce 1 #176 February 21, 2003 Quote we'll plan the nig-noggery! Well sh*t! No wonder I kept stumbling! There was a plan!? Nobody told me about the plan! What's the plan? huhuhuhuh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #177 February 21, 2003 Quote There was a plan!? Nobody told me about the plan Bwahhhhhhhh now hon, you always know that I plan most everything...oh wait! I didn't count on you falling in the guitar case. I'll have to improve my performance levels Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #178 February 21, 2003 Quote you always know that I plan most everything...oh wait! I didn't count on you falling in the guitar case. I'll have to improve my performance levels I don't think you could've possibly planned some of the things that happenend to me, but at least you were there to bail me out when i needed ya!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #179 February 21, 2003 Quoteyou were there to bail me out when i needed ya!! SunnyD went to JAIL?! Crap! I'm gonna pay REAL CLOSE ATTENTION at Perris, cause I apparently missed all kinds of stuff. Must stick to the PLAN..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #180 February 21, 2003 Who cares about the plan just sign me up for everthing!!!! Oh, and Bets, give Deuce a written plan please so he won't miss anything. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #181 February 21, 2003 The Plan for The Memorial Day Boogie Produced - and edited - especially for Deuce - (he'd be lost without it) Thursday, May 22 - Arrive at Perris. Meet up with other dz.commers lucky enough to get Thursday off work. Jump ass off in daylight hours. Drink heavily after sunset. Pass out at midnight while sitting at the bar. Be rudely awakened and dumped unceremoniously on the deck by anxious bar employees at 2:01 am Friday morning. Friday, May 23 - Wake at 6:30 am curled up in a corner of the deck. Stumble to bathroom, avoiding looking in the mirror. Shower. Head to Bombshelter for coffee. Find other dz.commers lucky enough to get Friday off work. Jump ass off until sunset. Commence drinking after last load. Get totally thrashed. Creeper races with other drunken skydivers in front of manifest. Pass out on creeper. Saturday, May 20-something - Wake up next to creeper wondering why head hurts so bad. Stumble to bathroom; take care of three S's. Find other dz.commers; break their camera lenses so they can't take incriminating photos. Jump ass off all day. BBQ in the pool area after sunset. Drink too much. Fall into pool. Be fished out by kind dz.commers. Pass out next to pool. Sunday, sometime in May, I think - Wake up next to pool, wondering where your shorts went. Stumble to bathroom, make mistake of looking in mirror, vomit. Meet up with dz.commers smart enough not to get totally fucked up Saturday night. Watch them do a couple jumps. Finally shake off the hangover and join them about noon. Jump ass off til sunset. Commence drinking. Be smart for once in your life and stop before falling into the acoustic band. Head for the sleeping bag and slip into it, falling fast asleep at 11 pm. Monday? Aw, who gives a shit what day it is! - Leap out of bed with a will and a smile. Feel great! Should not drink so much more often! Yeah, right! Bound to manifest and get on first load. Jump ass off all day as weary dz.commer's pack their gear bags and head home. Sneak in lots of hugs and furtive gropes as they leave. Hit bar with remaining hard core boogie-ers at sunset. Drink 'til the bartenders kick everyone out. Avoid doing anything even slightly memorable or blackmail worthy. Sleep like a baby. The next morning - Go home. Geez, we thought we'd never get rid of you! Day? - Call in sick to work. For the rest of the week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #182 February 21, 2003 OMG, that was great bytch!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #183 February 21, 2003 Oh man ... how did you know what my Perris boogie plans were? Now I'm going to have to come up with something else to do. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #184 February 21, 2003 I am SO there!!!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #185 February 21, 2003 That was great Lisa!! You forgot about the part were we streak naked through bombshelter!! And climb the trees and fling poo at eachother! Wait maybe we are to drunk to remember Good thing you left that out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #186 February 21, 2003 Quote That was great Lisa!! You forgot about the part were we streak naked through bombshelter!! And climb the trees and fling poo at eachother! Wait maybe we are to drunk to remember Good thing you left that out. Sounds like drunk monkeys!!! Errr, I mean Skymonkeys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #187 February 21, 2003 Quote And climb the trees and fling poo at eachother! Didn't we do that at Star Farms, Seb? Oh, wait, nevermind, wasn't you, that was after you went stumbling off to bed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #188 February 21, 2003 QuoteAnd climb the trees and fling poo at eachother It disturbs me that i stalk someone who is obsessed with flinging poo.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #189 February 21, 2003 Hey now! You disapeared somewhere So of course the night was over after you left... Plus the DZO needs at least a half hour sleep before the next day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #190 February 21, 2003 I am a big grown up child on the internet. In person I am way polite and never ever swear or talk dirty like that. Ever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #191 February 21, 2003 Quote You disapeared somewhere Had to, dude! That guy was sooooo freakin' unsafe; he needed a solid safety briefing. As on of the orgasmizers, you really shoulda been there... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #192 February 21, 2003 Wahoo...I'm there and all over it! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #193 February 22, 2003 Crap. I'm lost. I'm leaving Tuesday. My bunkie is BigBen, and he's a Brit. "No Constable, I'm not drunk, YOU are driving on the wrong side of the road, take that gun off, revolutionary, and I'll kick your Yankee ass". I'm all over breaking camera lenses. No pictures, no proof. "Dad, tell us again about when you were both married, and a drunk" Yee-hah, Bytch. Bring it on! JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #194 February 22, 2003 QuoteCrap. I'm lost. I'm leaving Tuesday. Sigh. Okay, I'll go revise it. For you. You owe me a beer for this one. No, wait, you owe me beer for a whole night for this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #195 February 22, 2003 Quote I don't think you could've possibly planned some of the things that happenend to me, but at least you were there to bail me out when i needed ya!! Well we do need to lok out for each otherBytch ya crack me up! I think Deuce aught to dress up as a super hero for the events. To infinity and beyond.....yeah thats it! BTW Deuce babay...I need cooffeeeeeeeee!!! Bwahhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #196 February 22, 2003 That was f***in' hilarious, Lisa......thanks for the laughs! Quote Sneak in lots of hugs and furtive gropes as they leave. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #197 February 22, 2003 B-squared, the last time I was in Perris, I found the nearest Starbucks. We're set for coffee. Finding beer for Bytch is much easier.JP I'm off to do my 400th skydive. I'm thinking a nice 10 way funnel from 14K is in order Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #198 April 10, 2003 OMG, this thread was almost LOST!!!! So.... in planning for my trip, I am curious: Are we still planning on meeting on Friday at Magic Mountain in the early afternoon ? And Jams/Matt, you are still riding with me, correct ? So far I got me and my g/f and you. I can possibly take one more from the Bay Area. -- Cornholio Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,560 #199 April 10, 2003 Guess I get to start paying responsibility to this thread -- I'll be there all weekend, as it turns out. The advantage to working too much is if you pick the right project, you get paid overtime... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #200 April 10, 2003 Just so everyone knows....i'm not gonna make it to Perris for the boogie. Bets, you'll have to take my name off the list. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
