RoysPlayThing 0 #1 May 15, 2004 Here are a few of my imponderables for right now...... What do you wonder about that you can't seem to find an answer to??.. Post any new ones, and maybe someone can post an answer for you as well.... Or, we can just laugh at you because we don't know the answer either.. 1. Why don't women put their missing husbands pictures on Beer cans? 2. Mothers use tiny spoons & forks to feed their babys... so does that mean that chinese mothers use toothpicks? 3. If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"? 4. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? 5. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 6. If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? 7. What do they put in place of hair color on drivers license for bald men?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 15, 2004 Some of my favs: 8. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what in the hell does a humanitarian eats? 9. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #3 May 15, 2004 10.Why don't you ever see a male manicurist?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 May 15, 2004 Quote10.Why don't you ever see a male manicurist? 'Cause they don't know how to do their own nails... You think I'll pay one of them to do mine?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #5 May 15, 2004 Male equals MAN.. MANicurist.. get itMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #6 May 15, 2004 Why is Bay Area Skydiving right where all the windmills are? Did they not know there would be wind? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #7 May 16, 2004 Speaking of windmills, seen the ending to the movie "Terminal Velocity"?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 May 16, 2004 Yeah but its hella cool to look down below you in a track and see all those windmills at Byron.. only the High Performance Glider that I saw below me over there though gave me any pause... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #9 May 16, 2004 QuoteWhy is Bay Area Skydiving right where all the windmills are? Did they not know there would be wind? Why do people keep asking the same stupid question, year after year? And yet we all keep coming back?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #10 May 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy is Bay Area Skydiving right where all the windmills are? Did they not know there would be wind? Why do people keep asking the same stupid question, year after year? And yet we all keep coming back?! I agree, there are such things as stupid questionsMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #11 May 16, 2004 Quote10.Why don't you ever see a male manicurist? New AND improved. Do I need to explain the problem there?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #12 May 16, 2004 QuoteQuote10.Why don't you ever see a male manicurist? New AND improved. Do I need to explain the problem there?~~April No you don't... I've already explained it. ... By the way Bonnie... We keep coming back because of the beautiful people that we can meet up with there. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #13 May 16, 2004 Why do you never see baby pigeons??? (At least I haven't.) DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #14 May 16, 2004 Why do you never see baby pigeons??? (At least I haven't.) ------------------------------------------------------------ Used to travel and re-roof ARCO/AMPMs, saw millions of em, I think thats where they all hide dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #15 May 16, 2004 Thanks!! So they DO exist!! I don't know why, but I've never seen any. Can you also explain why I always see so many seagulls in the winter?? Especially in my area. (Northern VA/DC area) DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 May 17, 2004 why do we call people who ride bikes "cyclists" and people who ride motorcycles "bikers?" why is there Coors Light, but regular Coors is so difficult to find? You can still get Budweiser and Miller, as well as their lite versions. How do people who work in tollbooths actually collect enough money to even cover their own salaries? why do people wave the Polaroid photograph around while waiting for it to develop? what causes a quark? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 May 17, 2004 Why would you want to get "ON" a plane? I know I would like to be "IN" the plane! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #18 May 17, 2004 How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 May 17, 2004 QuoteWhy would you want to get "ON" a plane? I know I would like to be "IN" the plane! Same reason you don't get ON the car but IN the car? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #20 May 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy is Bay Area Skydiving right where all the windmills are? Did they not know there would be wind? Why do people keep asking the same stupid question, year after year? ! Duh! Cuz it's an imponderables thread.. they're all stupid questions! Sheesh! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 May 18, 2004 Why do they always put the s-l-o-w-e-s-t checker in the express lane at the grocery store? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #22 May 18, 2004 Why when two planes almost have a collision, they call it a "near miss" shouldn't it be called a "near hit" "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
