Gawain 0 #1 May 18, 2004 It takes someone to do it in order for me to even imagine it. What fetish does this satisfy? Just weird... QuoteBINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) — Talk about a slippery suspect. A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly (search) to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, N.Y. After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels — and everything else in the room. Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can. Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000. A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline." Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief. The motel manager says the room still can't be used.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #2 May 18, 2004 Perfect, he will be pre-lubed for his stay in the county cell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #3 May 18, 2004 What is this?!?! Extreme lubrication... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 May 18, 2004 Aw....come on, did he REALLY need lubricant for the TV too???? You'd think that would be better bareback. I wonder how the ceiling fan fared..... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
