What was your lamest fortune?

[bvsdjumper 0]

I go for Chinese food today. I eat well and get my fortune cookie. I open it and it says:

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Ok, so I flip it over to get my fortune and there are a bunch of numbers there. What!? That's it!? That's my lousy fortune!? It's not even funny when you add "in bed" at the end.

Boooo. Lame.

Anyone get a fortune even lamer than that?

--Art

Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

[turtlespeed 226]

No - but I want to kiss your avatar on the mouth.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[weegegirl 2]

I had a smiliar one.... it said....

"You like Chinese food."

wtf?

[QuickDraw 0]

Worse than this one ?

Fortune?

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[WrongWay 0]

Wow, that's pretty cheesy. I know weegegirl got a really funny/lame one once, I hope she posts it.

Here's a new fortune for you.....

"You seek excitement and adventure but shall never find it............in bed."

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[lawrocket 3]

Fortunes I'd like to see?

1) You make God sick
2) Psychics will lead dogs to your body
3) Good things happen to those who heed lawrocket
4) You could be getting lucky right now. But not from this fortune.
5) The ugly duckling became an uglier duck
6) No colo-rectal surgeon will ever tell you, "You are a beautiful person inside."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[bvsdjumper 0]

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I want to kiss your avatar on the mouth.

Shhh... I don't know what you're talking about

--Art

Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

[lawrocket 3]

Actually, Homer came up with a great fortune - "The price of stamps will rise ever higher."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[FIREFLYR 0]

Ok I've still got this one in my wallet!

"If you had your life to live over again, you'd need more money"
WTF?!
~J

"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

[lister55 0]

My nephew once opened his cookie and there was no fortune in it. I told him he got the cookie of death.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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No - but I want to kiss your avatar on the mouth.

Turtle, you'd better hope that Bvsdjumper doesn't changes his avatar to...say...a photograph of himself in a few months, and this thread gets resurrected at that point.

That would really suck, wouldn't it?

[cocheese 0]

I had one with no fortune, then my dad embarassed me by telling the waitress and making fun of me like a dork.
Played a funny joke on some female roomates by changing the fortunes (R rated of course) and setting them up. They almost died laughing.

[weegegirl 2]

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I had one with no fortune, then my dad embarassed me by telling the waitress and making fun of me like a dork.

like a dork? you ARE a dork, retard!