WrongWay 0 #1 May 14, 2004 Everybody has inside jokes that can be remembered by one-liners......so post em!!! "When you see the flames of hell from behind the skyvan, go" "Giancarlo!!!!" "Okay, we're gonna do a team swoop......." "Throw your panties.....where?" "Holy shit on a stick!!!!" "Don't mix beer and Jack Daniels....." "Switch!!!" "Try an 8-ball, you'll feel like God in the morning" Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #2 May 14, 2004 "I thought I could clear those trees....they didn't look THAT tall." (self-explanatory....but not me) "Yeah, I know I was supposed to flare.....I just completely forgot about it." (a guy I went through FJC with....he broke his back on his first jump) "When you disappeared behind the trees, we all started listening for the sound of brakes squealing....." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #3 May 14, 2004 "I saw an X" - a guy at my home DZ (keeping his name out of this)Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 May 14, 2004 hey... some of yours are mine. wtf??? anyway.... THROW YOUR PANTIES ON THE STATGE!!! Giancarlo! Jasanooo! No Jet Blast On Fence Please Have you paid and displayed? Hey! You're an asshole! ==> This one time, at skydiving camp... I'm with mentally unstable. hahahhaha... for the manatee... BISCUIT WORLD ROCKS!!! hahahaha!! bwahahahhaha! give me a sec... i'll think of some more. oh oh oh... I can't do it, I'm toooooooo faaaaaaaat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 May 14, 2004 gawd, I got some ones yall will never get. excuse me, but will your get your head out of your u-turn? Big? Huge. Gigantic? enoumous. Large? supersized even. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #6 May 14, 2004 "Have you seen any?" "I ain't going" "But I was told that..." "Have you seen that thing that is the something that I have?" "Oh My God! I lost the eight ball!" _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #7 May 14, 2004 I was saving this one for you but since you forgot.... "Can I get some ketchup or do I have to pay for that too???" Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 May 14, 2004 TEA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 May 14, 2004 QuoteEverybody has inside jokes that can be remembered by one-liners......so post em!!! "When you see the flames of hell from behind the skyvan, go" "Giancarlo!!!!" "Okay, we're gonna do a team swoop......." "Throw your panties.....where?" "Holy shit on a stick!!!!" "Don't mix beer and Jack Daniels....." "Switch!!!" "Try an 8-ball, you'll feel like God in the morning" Those are all fine and good, Jason, how 'bout some 'splain'n!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 May 14, 2004 Pink Dolphin Clit Tease Dude, was that YOU? Don't do that! Are you wearing shoes? West Bestern XXXX was porked by a fork~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 May 14, 2004 Your hair looks nice. no, just - No toad! Spooooon! there's more but they ain't mines oh and one that def. isn't mine - I just looked for the least intimidating tree - and went for it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #12 May 14, 2004 QuoteEverybody has inside jokes that can be remembered by one-liners......so post em!!! SWIM, BABY, SWIM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #13 May 14, 2004 QuoteYour hair looks nice. toad! THAT is just soooo wrong to say "your hair looks nice"...................say toad isn't to be referred to as Horny Toad is it????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #14 May 14, 2004 OMG! I can't believe I didn't add my most recent one I can't believe I'm sending you pictures of my bush~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #15 May 14, 2004 QuoteOMG! I can't believe I didn't add my most recent one I can't believe I'm sending you pictures of my bush *shug* Idunno . . . . . . AsslickI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #16 May 14, 2004 ................buttmunch~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #17 May 14, 2004 Quote Those are all fine and good, Jason, how 'bout some 'splain'n! Most of them I can't for the sake of protecting the innocent......well, guilty. But the "flames of hell" thing was where we were doing a big ass two plane tracking dive at eloy, and Tattooed Mofo was gonna be giving the signal with his leg for the other plane to leave. He has "Satan" written all over his rig and flames on the legs of his suit, therefore Omar Alhegelelelelelelelelelelan came out and said to everyone in the other plane "When you see the flames of hell come out from behind the skyvan, go" The rest.....I'm not tellin!! Edited cuz I said skydive instead of skyvan. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cornholio 0 #18 May 14, 2004 How about these ones : "Here, hold my beer for a sec." "Head and Shoulders" (enuf said) Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #19 May 14, 2004 You go ahead. I'll hold your (beer, purse). You forgot to yell 'hey ya'll..watch this!' ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #20 May 14, 2004 "Be there in a minute" "My name is Inigo Prego" "Did you see my ass?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #21 May 14, 2004 " who does number 2 work for" and yes it is from austin poweres but me and a special dz.comer have that line as a very special insider joke....... "wana buy a duck'... if you know you know... if not well i can let you onto the inside of it...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflygoddess 0 #22 May 14, 2004 Quote"Head and Shoulders" (enuf said) hey now, that is my inside joke, that really isn't all that uncommon anymore....yes inside maybe but more like a well known joke now.... Any ways: "don't forget to hold your breath" "tandamoniam" "I fell out, luckly I had my rig on" "just keep swiming, just keep swimming" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #23 May 14, 2004 I'm a 1/2 in. ho. and damn proud of it... ~R+R...And no...I really don't want to explain it...but it is an inside joke......See, what you should be asking is...who is the 1 in. ho. ?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityGirl 0 #24 May 15, 2004 Hey! Girl Fall Down! You wanna go camping? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #25 May 15, 2004 OMG...this is a funny thread. J.L:"Uh, Happy New Year. Want my car keys?" M.W.:"Who needs bathing suits, get in.." M.P:"Let's get preggers right away so you can stay" Keith:"One more, and then, I promise I'll go..really, I will" K.H.:"Damn, you're tall!" "No..you're short" me to J.M.:"OMG those snakes are HUGE!" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Casie 0 #13 May 14, 2004 QuoteYour hair looks nice. toad! THAT is just soooo wrong to say "your hair looks nice"...................say toad isn't to be referred to as Horny Toad is it????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #14 May 14, 2004 OMG! I can't believe I didn't add my most recent one I can't believe I'm sending you pictures of my bush~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 May 14, 2004 QuoteOMG! I can't believe I didn't add my most recent one I can't believe I'm sending you pictures of my bush *shug* Idunno . . . . . . AsslickI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #16 May 14, 2004 ................buttmunch~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #17 May 14, 2004 Quote Those are all fine and good, Jason, how 'bout some 'splain'n! Most of them I can't for the sake of protecting the innocent......well, guilty. But the "flames of hell" thing was where we were doing a big ass two plane tracking dive at eloy, and Tattooed Mofo was gonna be giving the signal with his leg for the other plane to leave. He has "Satan" written all over his rig and flames on the legs of his suit, therefore Omar Alhegelelelelelelelelelelan came out and said to everyone in the other plane "When you see the flames of hell come out from behind the skyvan, go" The rest.....I'm not tellin!! Edited cuz I said skydive instead of skyvan. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #18 May 14, 2004 How about these ones : "Here, hold my beer for a sec." "Head and Shoulders" (enuf said) Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #19 May 14, 2004 You go ahead. I'll hold your (beer, purse). You forgot to yell 'hey ya'll..watch this!' ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 May 14, 2004 "Be there in a minute" "My name is Inigo Prego" "Did you see my ass?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #21 May 14, 2004 " who does number 2 work for" and yes it is from austin poweres but me and a special dz.comer have that line as a very special insider joke....... "wana buy a duck'... if you know you know... if not well i can let you onto the inside of it...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #22 May 14, 2004 Quote"Head and Shoulders" (enuf said) hey now, that is my inside joke, that really isn't all that uncommon anymore....yes inside maybe but more like a well known joke now.... Any ways: "don't forget to hold your breath" "tandamoniam" "I fell out, luckly I had my rig on" "just keep swiming, just keep swimming" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #23 May 14, 2004 I'm a 1/2 in. ho. and damn proud of it... ~R+R...And no...I really don't want to explain it...but it is an inside joke......See, what you should be asking is...who is the 1 in. ho. ?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #24 May 15, 2004 Hey! Girl Fall Down! You wanna go camping? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #25 May 15, 2004 OMG...this is a funny thread. J.L:"Uh, Happy New Year. Want my car keys?" M.W.:"Who needs bathing suits, get in.." M.P:"Let's get preggers right away so you can stay" Keith:"One more, and then, I promise I'll go..really, I will" K.H.:"Damn, you're tall!" "No..you're short" me to J.M.:"OMG those snakes are HUGE!" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
