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DrunkMonkey

Syrian Terrorists

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Lately we have been breeding more Syrian terrorists, and some of them have infiltrated our homes.

They hate us because of our freedoms and our liberties, say our government's leaders.

Here is a picture of one taken just after capture, but before dis-arming him. They are indegenous to Syria, but millions of them exist in the US. Be on the lookout for these insidious creatures, they are insurgents and evil-doers.

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Kind of has an attitude problem, dosen't he?:D

I blame his parents.:P



I was first concerned when I noticed his little ears perking up whenever someone said "Jihad." That and when he bit my friend from Israel. :S

History Lesson:

The word "hamster" comes from the German word "hamstern" which signifies "to amass, to pile up". The hamster has been discovered in 1930 in the region of Alep in Syria. He's the descendant of a small group of 6 hamsters captured and kept in captivity at the time. The first hamsters had golden and short fur. From that time, the golden or Syrian hamsters were coupled and produced descendant with very different furs. Now we can find long fur hamsters. We qualify them also as angora hamsters and are well known for their affectionate nature. A different species of hamsters has recently appeared: the dwarf hamster. This species is the smallest and is the easiest to recognize by the central line on its back.

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