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Pulp Fiction Quotes?

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Don't you hate that?

What?

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

I don't know. That's a good question.

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence
The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

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"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." (The Wolf) :D



I’ve been wanting to work that one in for quite some time, just never seems quite appropriate, at least with the guys I hang out with. Maybe I could use it with some women at some point!
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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each other's dicks


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***Maybe I could use it with some women at some point!



Dude, you're hanging out with unique women! lol



B| Damn, I got a bad visual with that! Figuratively as opposed to literally, there in lies the difference!

"Basically I'm just gonna walk the earth." "Whatcha mean 'walk the earth'?" "You know, like Caine in Kung Fu - walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures."
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." (The Wolf) :D



I’ve been wanting to work that one in for quite some time, just never seems quite appropriate, at least with the guys I hang out with. Maybe I could use it with some women at some point!



I'm always looking for a good place to use that line too, though I guess it will sound funny coming from me since I'm a chick. :D

I could have sworn they used that same line in "From Dusk Till Dawn", but I was just now searching for it and can't find it... Guess I'll have to bust out that video tonight...

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I don't know exactly how the quote goes, but the whole $5 milkshake thing was cute.




Did you just order a five dollar shake?
Ummhh.
That's a shake . . . that's milk and ice cream.
Last I heard.
That's five dollars? You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'?
No.
Just checking.


Goddamn, this is a pretty fu**ing good milkshake.
Told ya.
I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fu**ing good.



and my favorite

Just like banks, these places are insured. The managers don't give a fuck, they're just tryin' to get ya out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses, forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register. Busboys, some wetback gettin' paid a dollar fifty a hour gonna really give a fuck you're stealin' from the owner. Customers are sittin' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on. One minute they're havin' a Denver omelette, next minute somebody's stickin' a gun in their face.

:D:D

Royale with Cheese:D


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As jy dom is moet jy bloei!

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say 'what' again, i dare you. i double dare you motherfucker! say 'what' one more goddamn time!
what does he look like?
he's black.
go on...
he's bald.
does he look like a bitch?
what? (BANG!)
does he look like a bitch?
no!
then why you try to fuck him like a bitch..

(BANG)
oh, i'm sorry. did i break your concentration?

i LOVE this movie.

arlo

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"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." (The Wolf) :D



I’ve been wanting to work that one in for quite some time, just never seems quite appropriate, at least with the guys I hang out with. Maybe I could use it with some women at some point!



I'm always looking for a good place to use that line too, though I guess it will sound funny coming from me since I'm a chick. :D



Isn’t that the point of using it in the first place, to be funny? It’s called ‘irony’! I guess you could use it at work in a serious situation, but then again I don’t know where you work!

My two year old son will repeat a couple tag lines that are way funnier coming from him than me. He uses “Yeah Baby!” quite often. I’m trying to get him to say “It wasn’t like that when I was in Nam though!” Irony!

A friend of mine uses “I don’t come to your place of work and knock the dick out of your ass!” That one would most likely get junior kicked out of Pre School! But damn, it would be serious funny (to me) to hear him say it!
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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Those pictures of your son are too funny! :D:D:D It would be cute if he said that, but being a kid he would probably say it at the worst possible time and place! ;):D

I did actually watch "From Dusk Till Dawn" again last night, because I could have sworn that line ("Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.") was in that movie too... but it was not. Oh well, as many times as I've seen that movie, it has me rolling on the floor every time! (same with "Pulp Fiction") :D:D:D

Oh, and using that line at work is a good idea (well, at one of my jobs anyway). They're skydivers, so they expect me to say stuff like that. :)

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"So pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the fuckin' car."



That's the one I was looking for! Except, I think it went like this...

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"...so if I'm curt with you gentlemen, it's because time is of the essence. So pretty please, with a cherry on top, clean the fuckin' car."


~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Those pictures of your son are too funny! :D:D:D It would be cute if he said that, but being a kid he would probably say it at the worst possible time and place! ;):D

Yeah, I just got a visual of little Kent (two year old) at church talking to the padre saying “Hey! I don’t come to your place of work, and knock the dick out of your ass!” :S
I don’t think he has his comedic timing and knowledge of current events to put that one together just yet.

Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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