New Survivor Series!!

[wildchild 0]

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
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Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There's only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.
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The men must shave their legs, wear make-up daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
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They must attend weekly PTA meetings, clean up after their sick children at 3am;
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make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
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The last man wins ........only if ............
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years ...
eventually earning the right to be called
***"Mother."***

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"If there is doubt, there is no doubt." - Tonto

[akarunway 1]

It would be a COLD day in HELL when I enlisted for that one

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[VectorBoy 0]

Yeah right, 1 car and four kids+ me on an island.

That will only give you a vehicle stuck up to the axles in sand. Four kids who will learn to surf, go crabbing and fishing dressed like orphans from jungle book and a producer with a fat lip if they complain one more time that I'm not play correctly. The kids will have a blast that summer! Fuck the game, that would be priceless!