skybytch 273 #1 May 24, 2004 There's a dz.com boogie in Perris this weekend. After spending seven years there, Perris is the dz I call home. I can't afford to be there, but I have friends who love me (why I don't know... but they do). I have 983 jumps as of this minute. I'd really, really like to do my 1000th at Perris. When lots of my friends are gonna be there. I'm also really bad at keeping secrets, so some of you already know this... I'll be arriving at Perris around 5 pm on Friday, leaving on Monday morning. Plan is to do my 1000th jump on Sunday. I'm bringing lots of extra clothing. Is it Friday yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 May 24, 2004 Awesome bytch. I'll make up a new song for you...did you like the one i sang to your voicemail this morning? Quotebut I have friends who love me (why I don't know... but they do). Blah blah, you know why your freinds love you. It's cause even though you try to pretend you're a big "toughie" you're really just a sweetie pie. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 May 24, 2004 Yes teh Bytch is the surprise guest! It just doent' get much better than that...its good to have friendsOn another note...due to some unforseen circumstances, I will not be able to attend the gathering. Lisa has agreed to step in for me and will of course ensure that ya'll have a great time! (like there is any doubt?) LOL Have a fabulous time everyone, and know that I will be missing you. B2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #4 May 24, 2004 You are so funny! Couldn't keep it a secret! That's Ok, I don't think Tami could either! Wish I could be there sweetie! Have fun and kick a$$! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 May 24, 2004 I am soooo happy for you!!!! I am also sooo happy that I finally get to meet you. I will see you on Friday, Lisa. Perhaps Amazon and I can make you a PM sister! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #6 May 24, 2004 QuoteIt's cause even though you try to pretend you're a big "toughie" you're really just a sweetie pie. That's exactly right. I've never understood your self-proclaimed "bytch" status, as I have spent several days in your company, and you've never acted bytchy at all. Drunk on occasion, and exhibitionist on occasion, but never bytchy. It must be tough trying to pretend to be a bad-ass. Good on ya for getting to do your milestone jump at the place you love the best. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #7 May 24, 2004 QuoteIt must be tough trying to pretend to be a bad-ass. You'd know better than I would Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #8 May 24, 2004 Should i have my momma call and congratulate you? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #9 May 24, 2004 We're going to miss you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stacy 0 #10 May 24, 2004 And make sure if Lisa does her Bytchy 1000th, that the video is kept silent until a few weeks after her return to Florida. See, we want to pie lisa too. Unless, we see the video, we can't prove that it ever happened.... __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #11 May 24, 2004 Quotedue to some unforseen circumstances, I will not be able to attend the gathering. QuoteLisa has agreed to step in for me and will of course ensure that ya'll have a great time! We'll try anyway... Lancaster bomber anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #12 May 24, 2004 QuoteWe'll try anyway... Lancaster bomber anyone? I'd be the tail gunner, but I'm bailing out.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #13 May 24, 2004 QuoteI've never understood your self-proclaimed "bytch" status, as I have spent several days in your company, and you've never acted bytchy at all. You must have mean women in your life! Lisa is the biggest Bytch of them all!!!!!!!!! Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #14 May 24, 2004 See ya this weekend Lisa! You big Bytch! Can you hear it? (LITTTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD)~tunnel time, tunnel time,tunnel time~Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #15 May 24, 2004 WEEEEEEEE DA BYTCH gonna be at Perris.. Jump your butt off this week girlie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #16 May 24, 2004 QuoteCan you hear it? (LITTTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD)~tunnel time, tunnel time,tunnel time~ I'm hearing something from your head Dom... but it sounds more like "Bob's evil cousin from Florida" to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #17 May 24, 2004 QuoteWe'll try anyway... Lancaster bomber anyone? as long as i'm not a part of the plane that........ummm nevermindI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #18 May 24, 2004 Quoteas long as i'm not... Dude... you just gave it away. Completely. Okay, forget Lancaster Bomber... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #19 May 24, 2004 Yeah, okay, go to Perris and leave me and TLML to slave over a hot register. I suppose we'll have to watch your pup for ya too. Dang! Some people! Have a blast out there, Lisa, and get that 1000th but be sure to bring back video(s) so we can enjoy the pies. The rest of you in the dropzone.community have a great time too, but be safe. I want to see your shining faces in Rah-Rah-Rantoul! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #20 May 24, 2004 QuoteYeah, okay, go to Perris and leave me and TLML to slave over a hot register. I hope you have to work your fingers to the bone. Wait, was that my out loud voice again? QuoteI suppose we'll have to watch your pup for ya too. She's looking forward to it, I swear! You've seen how she'd rather get in your car than mine. And ATM she hates me anyway - I just gave her a bath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #21 May 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteas long as i'm not... Dude... you just gave it away. Completely. Okay, forget Lancaster Bomber... I'm sorry Lisa I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stacy 0 #22 May 24, 2004 QuoteShe's looking forward to it, I swear! You've seen how she'd rather get in your car than mine. And ATM she hates me anyway - I just gave her a bath. *snicker* maybe at the moment she'd greet galen. Apparently he didn't make Mollies favorite people list. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #23 May 24, 2004 Well just remember, since I called you, really you called first, last weekend. You have to call me while doing some shots. I want to hear if they were as good as the ones we did for youMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #24 May 24, 2004 You know what Memorial Day means? It means we're a 1/4 way through the MLB season!!!!! Oh yeah, gratz on your 1K skydive coming up Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #25 May 24, 2004 Oh. Now I remember. Patron, right? Not the only time I was in a fog in your company this weekend, lady! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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PLFKING 4 #6 May 24, 2004 QuoteIt's cause even though you try to pretend you're a big "toughie" you're really just a sweetie pie. That's exactly right. I've never understood your self-proclaimed "bytch" status, as I have spent several days in your company, and you've never acted bytchy at all. Drunk on occasion, and exhibitionist on occasion, but never bytchy. It must be tough trying to pretend to be a bad-ass. Good on ya for getting to do your milestone jump at the place you love the best. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 May 24, 2004 QuoteIt must be tough trying to pretend to be a bad-ass. You'd know better than I would Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 May 24, 2004 Should i have my momma call and congratulate you? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 May 24, 2004 We're going to miss you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #10 May 24, 2004 And make sure if Lisa does her Bytchy 1000th, that the video is kept silent until a few weeks after her return to Florida. See, we want to pie lisa too. Unless, we see the video, we can't prove that it ever happened.... __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 May 24, 2004 Quotedue to some unforseen circumstances, I will not be able to attend the gathering. QuoteLisa has agreed to step in for me and will of course ensure that ya'll have a great time! We'll try anyway... Lancaster bomber anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #12 May 24, 2004 QuoteWe'll try anyway... Lancaster bomber anyone? I'd be the tail gunner, but I'm bailing out.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #13 May 24, 2004 QuoteI've never understood your self-proclaimed "bytch" status, as I have spent several days in your company, and you've never acted bytchy at all. You must have mean women in your life! Lisa is the biggest Bytch of them all!!!!!!!!! Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #14 May 24, 2004 See ya this weekend Lisa! You big Bytch! Can you hear it? (LITTTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD)~tunnel time, tunnel time,tunnel time~Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #15 May 24, 2004 WEEEEEEEE DA BYTCH gonna be at Perris.. Jump your butt off this week girlie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #16 May 24, 2004 QuoteCan you hear it? (LITTTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD)~tunnel time, tunnel time,tunnel time~ I'm hearing something from your head Dom... but it sounds more like "Bob's evil cousin from Florida" to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 May 24, 2004 QuoteWe'll try anyway... Lancaster bomber anyone? as long as i'm not a part of the plane that........ummm nevermindI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #18 May 24, 2004 Quoteas long as i'm not... Dude... you just gave it away. Completely. Okay, forget Lancaster Bomber... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #19 May 24, 2004 Yeah, okay, go to Perris and leave me and TLML to slave over a hot register. I suppose we'll have to watch your pup for ya too. Dang! Some people! Have a blast out there, Lisa, and get that 1000th but be sure to bring back video(s) so we can enjoy the pies. The rest of you in the dropzone.community have a great time too, but be safe. I want to see your shining faces in Rah-Rah-Rantoul! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 May 24, 2004 QuoteYeah, okay, go to Perris and leave me and TLML to slave over a hot register. I hope you have to work your fingers to the bone. Wait, was that my out loud voice again? QuoteI suppose we'll have to watch your pup for ya too. She's looking forward to it, I swear! You've seen how she'd rather get in your car than mine. And ATM she hates me anyway - I just gave her a bath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 May 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteas long as i'm not... Dude... you just gave it away. Completely. Okay, forget Lancaster Bomber... I'm sorry Lisa I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #22 May 24, 2004 QuoteShe's looking forward to it, I swear! You've seen how she'd rather get in your car than mine. And ATM she hates me anyway - I just gave her a bath. *snicker* maybe at the moment she'd greet galen. Apparently he didn't make Mollies favorite people list. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 May 24, 2004 Well just remember, since I called you, really you called first, last weekend. You have to call me while doing some shots. I want to hear if they were as good as the ones we did for youMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #24 May 24, 2004 You know what Memorial Day means? It means we're a 1/4 way through the MLB season!!!!! Oh yeah, gratz on your 1K skydive coming up Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 May 24, 2004 Oh. Now I remember. Patron, right? Not the only time I was in a fog in your company this weekend, lady! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
