leroydb 0 #1 May 28, 2004 Man Here I was saying "goodbye" to some fellow troops... I was off by myself and found a mic. I flicked the switch and thumped it of course... and I'll be damned It was LIVE... So there I was pondering somthing funny to say, and was stumped. All I could think of was, "Bueler, Bueler, Bueler,...." What would/could you have said? PS... Clarification, just in case... it was not the ultimate goodby...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 May 28, 2004 "Well, I guess you're wondering why I brought you here today..." "Aisle nine - blue light special. Sale on men's camo ensemble - uniforms with matching boots." "Testes one, two...testes" "In order to say thanks for all your hard work, the President would like to give you a memento of your trip here... a designer bag with 1 lb of sand. Cherish it like I will." "I will be looking forward to splashing in the water after spending 1 year at the worlds largest beach." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 May 28, 2004 Ah ha ha ha ha WIPE OUT! Good Night John Boy Good Morning Viet - Nam!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #4 May 28, 2004 "Ladies and gentlemen...Elvis has left the building..."I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #5 May 28, 2004 "Headquarters, do you who this is?" "No, who is this is?" "This is Sgt. Stadenko." "Bye, Bye lard ass." ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 May 28, 2004 ......So then I said to the judge, That's right! I called you an ASSHOLE... What are ya gonna do...send me IRAQ!??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #7 May 28, 2004 I would take after my dear friend Short Bus and say (simply to carry on the tradition)....."Did you know that tennis spelled backwards is racecar?!?!"Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #8 May 28, 2004 I prefer yelling this at Hockey games.... "hey ref get off your knees! Your blowing the game!" JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #9 May 28, 2004 Quote"Headquarters, do you who this is?" "No, who is this is?" "This is Sgt. Stadenko." "Bye, Bye lard ass." Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 May 28, 2004 "Please unload live ammo from all carry on items, and store them in the overhead compartment." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cypres420 0 #11 May 29, 2004 "ALIENS HAVE LANDED!!!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #12 May 30, 2004 QuoteFunny things to say on the intercom... Right here! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #13 May 30, 2004 My favorite one was, "My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
