tunaplanet 0 #1 June 1, 2004 ...use the Jail Rape Calculator to determine how long before Bubba makes you his. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #2 June 1, 2004 27 days before I'd be bubba's bitch and I'm worth 2 cartons of cigs and a porno mag<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #3 June 1, 2004 Damn I'd only last 20 days, and be worth 3 cartons of cigs and 2 porno mags. Bubba must be blind! I guess to up my odds I'll have to kill some people and join a bunch of gangs.But then I'd probably be Bubba's bitch for the rest of my life. Lesson leaned don't go to prison/jailand a slick willy lawyer. Last resort Kill self. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #4 June 1, 2004 23 days and I'm worth a porno and 2 cartons of cigarettes. I'm a cheap ho apparently. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 June 1, 2004 13 days. Wow, I'm gonna be popular!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theskydiveguy 0 #6 June 1, 2004 31 Days and a carton! I'm set! ~Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #7 June 1, 2004 10 days...Is it wrong to be flattered?I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #8 June 1, 2004 Hmmm, I only got 10 Days...... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 June 1, 2004 25 days, 2 cartons and a porno mag. Hell, that's more than my wife would give for me...maybe i should start marketing myselfI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xsynergist 0 #10 June 1, 2004 Mine says 8 days till I punk out 5 new ho's for my stable and collect two cartons of smokes and a can of roast beef a week for each of em', for services rendered to the cell block, till they are finally released back into society, changed men.------------------------------------------------ Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RyanofOZ 0 #11 June 1, 2004 37 and one carton....Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 June 1, 2004 Quote10 days...Is it wrong to be flattered? You must be wearing your tights again Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #13 June 1, 2004 This site is really... Not Safe For Work NSFW!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
