AggieDave 6 #1 May 29, 2004 I saw this bumper sticker today, I about lost it. Then my fiance hit me... QuoteIf girls are made of Sugar and Spice, why do they all taste like tuna? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #2 May 29, 2004 Favorite one I've seen... "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like his passengers." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 May 29, 2004 "Honk if you honky tonk..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 May 29, 2004 "A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 May 29, 2004 "Keep honking, I'm reloading"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #6 May 29, 2004 "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 May 29, 2004 In really small print "If you can read this, I'm slamming on my brakes"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #8 May 29, 2004 "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #9 May 29, 2004 "Old women need love too" and a pic of a cartoon tits hanging to her knees grandma, and a young guy driving in a brand new BMW Z3. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 May 29, 2004 "To all you virgins, thanks for nothing." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #11 May 29, 2004 Seen on the back of an old mans car.... "God doesnt want me, and the Devils to afraid I will take over." JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #12 May 29, 2004 "I'm a born-again Pagan." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #13 May 29, 2004 "Keep working! Millions on welfare depend on you!" mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #14 May 29, 2004 (with a picture of a sperm cell for clarification...) "Being a good swimmer is the only good quality your kid has." Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akjmpplt 0 #15 May 29, 2004 Nuke the unborn gay whales.SmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #16 May 29, 2004 QuoteNuke the unborn gay whales. *breathe*...... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyRock 0 #17 May 29, 2004 QuoteNuke the unborn gay whales. That is really funny!.... and also really really strange! -Seth :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakflyer9999 1 #18 May 29, 2004 My bumper sticker says: D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating My 16 yo daughter hates it, but people constantly make comments about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #19 May 29, 2004 QuoteMy bumper sticker says: D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating My 16 yo daughter hates it, but people constantly make comments about it. M.A.D.D - Marines Against Desert Dwellers - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #20 May 29, 2004 QuoteNuke the unborn gay whales. *COUGH COUGH* =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 May 29, 2004 I brake for hallucinationsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyRock 0 #22 May 29, 2004 QuoteI brake for hallucinations SWEET! -Seth :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 May 29, 2004 If you don't like how I drive - stay off the damned sidewalksI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirCav 0 #24 May 29, 2004 Hell YES I'm DRUNK!!! What did you think I was a STUNT DRIVER!!GW685,D3888,C5052,SCS843 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 May 29, 2004 "Only 23 more payments... and she's ALL mine!" New looking bumper sticker on the back of a rusted out 70 something dodge van. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
