crapflinger2000 1 #1 June 2, 2004 I am so fricken cool everyone wants to be like me. Everyone in my workplace now says: aiight sucks-ass (as in "this contract sucks ass!") piece of shit, suck my ass (as in "piece of shit, suck my ass, I can't believe this laptop took a shit on me AGAIN!") POS (as in, "that sales rep is a fricken POS") what the F? (as in, "the customer said that someone here told him he could get that at a 50% discount? WHAT THE F?") F-U my man! (screamed at the phone after hanging up with a particularly dicky customer/rep) Not like I invented any of them, but it's nice to change the corporate culture ever so slightly. Nice to know my biggest impact will be bringing kindergarten level profanity to the group! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 June 2, 2004 No one's picked up on this one yet, but I've said a couple of times that we might as well wipe our asses with our contracts, since we never hold anyone to 'em. I get some weird looks on that one. But hey, I'm at least 12 years younger than everyone else in my office. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #3 June 2, 2004 I've got my friends saying, "Yeah, right?" It works in so many contexts. Try it out. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
